Thursday, December 18, 2025

2024 is no more...this is what happened

 We rang in 2024 down in Salida, CO with a couple days at Monarch Mountain.  Came home and rather abruptly shifted gears with the purchase/trade in the boating department.  Out went the 27 Donzi, in came the 28 Active Thunder.  Sommer Thunder II.  Winter was mostly a bust in the midwest...one trip to Cadillac for MLK weekend.  Drove up Thursday night right before a huge blizzard, Michelle worked from the hotel Fri while Mike rode with some Indiana dudes, then we all grabbed her for dinner.  Saturday rode with Todd and Brittney and the girls and ate at their cabin, Sunday rode south then met them for lunch.  Drove home in ANOTHER blizzard on Monday.  The next weekend we trailered up to just south of Madison and rode out to New Glarus.  Should have stayed the night and rode the next day...because that was THE END of snowmobile season. :(  CO trip in early Feb...went out to Ski Cooper, met Bob and Cyndi in Leadville.  Northwoods for President's Day...snow sucked.  Came home early.  Went back to the "slow lane" and traded the Golf R for another Wrangler...still kinda regretting that. Early March trip to UT and Kyle and CO's pad.  Snow Basin on a super shitty day, followed by 2 storm days at Powder Mtn that were incredible.  I flew straight from UT to CO for some more days at Loveland.  March CO trip...Dave came out to the Love for a day.  NEW BIKES...Yeti SB140 for Mike, Trek Fuel EXe for Michelle. Michelle's SPRING BREAK adventure was 3 day tour of the White Rim in UT on mtb.  Got the new boat out APRIL 13...which might be a record.  Late April road trip with The Don to Cincinnati to pick up his C8 Corvette...Michelle was nice enough to let us use her car.  Couple days later I repeated the drive and we went down to visit Kyle and CO in the newly-finished cabin in Brown County. Went to CO in early May...snobroed and mtb'd.  Got to do Tuesday night ride on CAT NIGHT at NTB.  Came home and immediately went boating.  Wild.  Bad Religion/Social Distortion show late May.  Memorial Day weekend...took the boat to Michigan City w/Mark.  Mtb at Creekside.  Early June we dragged the boat to Lake Shelbyville.  Decent mtb trails there as well.  Drove to CO with kittahs mid-June. Did Evergreen rodeo parade and event.  PIKE'S PEAK PLUMMET with Josh and Amber.  Buff Creek fun.  Rode Loveland Pass on the road bike with Christine.  Fall Mountain road in RMNP.  Casa Bonita w/G and G.  Snowboarded in June at St. Mary's Glacier...met Clint and Suz.  Michelle stayed in CO, Mike went home.  Michelle climbed Mt. Elbert.  Mike took Nick and Angie out on the boat, then almost died the next day.  Mike back to CO, Michelle home.  Mike mtb up to Georgia Pass.  Michelle comes back, Mike turns 50.  Trip to Crested Butte...cats ruin everything.  We do 401 Trail...the most beautiful mtb trail ever.  Mike goes home.  Road trip to WI to ride Levis Mound and visit MEAGAN at Eau Claire.  August...back to CO...to drive Michelle and kittahs home.  SUPER HOT "End of Sommer" ride at 3 Sisters with crew.  Off to the GREAT STATE OF CANADA.  Banff to be precise.  Hike, sightsee, mtb and rented quads.  Oh...and 200mm travel dh bikes at Kicking Horse.  Labor Day, Brian gets married, we hit Lake Shelbyville again.  Sept CO trip, hike to the Iron Fens.  Get flat in truck.  DH at Trestle with Josh and Amber.  Early Oct...SINGLESPEED USA for Mike in Salida with Katrina.  Came away with walking pneumonia.  Yay.  Open House Chicago for a day.  Next weekend...Brown County again.  November CO trip...Buff Creek with Scott and Christine and Gags and Kat and Badger.  Next day...SNOW hiking! Toured Never Summer plant and air museum.  Nov. 13th...THE FLOOD happens.  Fly to CO assess damage...not too bad...get first days at Loveland, manage to screw up my back BIG TIME.  Black Friday happens again. Early Dec trip back to CO for a couple more days on the hill.  Julie gets married.  We head back up to Pickeral Palace in St. Germain...blowing 2 tires on the way.  Snowmobile out of Marinesco two days.  Home. Christmas. Back in the truck for CO with kittahs.  More days on the hill at the Love with frens.  Eric's 50th bday in Denver.  Stuck on I-70 for 2+ hours on NYE....dinner at Mark and Tiff's with Badger.  

It went by fast.

Look alive...it was 2025!

 CO for the New Year.  Condo was finished the day before we arrived...brand new bathroom.  Skiing/boarding, ice skating with G,G,T and E. Hiking and mtb on down days.  Snow was "meh."  

Snowmobiling in WI, snowMAN sighting on Pickerel Lake.  Keith and Terri made it up again for a fun weekend.  Made it to Willy's Still.  Rich got lost, per usual.  Met a monkey. His name was George.

Snowbro'd with usual suspects, got 30 days in.  Pow day with Christine and Badger was excellent.  New Belgium scavenger hunt with Michelle.

Wound up spending night in hospital with heart arrythmia.  Yay.  I lived.  Then drove through a snowstorm to WI.  Found out that night Uncle Doug had passed.  Low point of year.  Loved that guy.

Spring break was supposed to be Western Slope, but weather turned bad.  We bailed for the southeast, stayed at a cool Air BnB in Canon City. Rode Oil Well Flats and it was good. Pueblo Reservoir was only ok.  Headed over to Salida and hit Monarch for a couple poofy pow days.  Wasn't warm like Michelle wanted, but it was GOOD.

Went to visit Dennis and Cheryl for Easter in FL.  Had typical fun with them, beautiful sunset, and found new appreciation for "The Lion Sleeps Tonight."  Absolute nightmare trip home...via Texas.  Ugh.

Amazing final days at Loveland in May.  Banked slalom with Kat and Gags...then BIG HIKE to hit out of bounds chute run on a perfect bluebird day. So good.

Biked Peoria, went up to MI and rode and saw Keith and Marcy draggin.

Early June Michelle went west.  We left the kitties behind :(.  Mtb in Breck for our anniversary.  Started searching for a new pad with Clare and Tom.

Michelle came home for July 4...we went boating and came back at the end of a rope for the first time.  Bummer.

Solo trip for me to BroCo, stayed in the garage.  Rode 10+ hours in 3 days and it was awesome.  Met up with Fendel on the way home.

Michelle climbed Pikes Peak!!!

Made an offer on a house in Brook Forest.  Outbid, then deal fell through and we turned down opportunity to take it. Rough deal, but wasn't the right place or time.

Trip to Salida with Scott and Christine...Mike and Scott rode Monarch Crest.  Fun ride on S Mtn with everyone next day.  Hiked James Peak wilderness...probably prettiest hike ever in CO.  Rode up Rollins Pass, 14 mile climb...I almost beat Michelle's ebike.  Firetower evening with Gaskins.

Got boat going again for KY Lake trip over Labor Day.

Big Woods Epic in BroCo was AMAZING, per usual.  Love our Indiana peoples.  Got to meet Gethan and take a boat ride.

Beautiful day at the beach in October, then another trip west.  Emma's b-day, mtb down by Castle Rock.  Did some more house shopping and just about quit.  The day we left...2 properties lowered prices.  Hmmmmmm.

Made offer on Niakwa house...ACCEPTED.  Sweet!

Put In Bay for Halloween...yes..we can STILL drink all day and all night. 

Mike and parents fly out for home inspection on Niakwa...which fails MISERABLY.  Bummer.

After discussion, we decide to try ONE LAST TIME.  Offer on Sun Creek townhome.  After 3 days...ACCEPTED.  Yes!

Bears Vs. Giants...tailgaiting fun

November trip to CO.  Got to see our new pad for the first time, and got our first laps of the season.  Thanksgiving with the Jamoc crew at Gags'.

Froze our butts off in early Dec with snow and bikes and then more snow and snowmobiles and VERY COLD temps in Mercer.  Got everything up to Pickerel Palace...no flying squirrels this year, but we had OTTERS. :)

Ending the year happy and healthy...and hoping condo sells soon!







Tuesday, October 22, 2024

Salida Sickness


SSINGLESPEED USA.

Salida, Colorado

October 11-12, 2024


The air was cool and clear, the sun bright in the October sky, as I navigated 400 American horsepower worth of Bright Red Pickup Truck into the town of Salida.  I was wholly prepared for the journey, a cooler full of beer and high-octane rum, two bicycles (one with the requisite single gear), and a healthy sense of purpose to complete That Dumb Thing.  Fifty years of roaming the planet seems a great reason, or excuse, to indulge in absurdity for at least a 48 hour period.  A lone mule deer scampered across the street, breath misty in the cold.  He didn't know what was coming.  The town didn't know what was coming.  We were arriving.  The Singlespeeders. 

Low-profile was the plan.  Observe and react.  I arrived at Sub Culture Cyclery early for the 9am gathering, and engaged in conversation with a few others, mostly locals, or Colorado-centric.  Everyone has a capable look about them.  The bicycles surrounding the crowd are beautiful and purpose-built, each one a reflection of its rider in some way.  It is a defining characteristic of the breed.

The numbers of the motley assemblage grew as the nine'o'clock hour arrived.  Legs equipped with knotted steel calves were swung over top tubes of aluminum, steel and titanium.  The rambling crowd thinned itself into an orderly line, passing over the late-season laziness of the Arkansas River, through a gate, and onto the trails of the infamous "S" mountain.  The terrain kicked up, and the fun truly began.  Planned low-key demeanor wavered in the face of heavy breathing and near-maximum efforts I feared would expose the geographic predilection that is my current life, mostly spent at a mere 700' above sea level.  These were hard men and women, and my eagerness had placed me near the head of a vicious snake winding its way up and up.  No option to slow, lest a gap form, exposing me as a fraud.   This was about pride, man.  Suck it up.  Go hard in the paint.  Pain is weakness leaving the body.  Type A fun is the only way to roll.

Left with a time gap and an empty stomach post-ride, it was off to find some faire in town.  Pizza with homemade root beer and some salaciously applied 92 proof rum set the tone for an early afternoon of lazing by the river in town and enjoying the respite of a book.  The local populous gathers by the water, some walking dogs, some running kayaks through gates, some others running illicit substances through their cerebrums.  Its a scene.

The temptation of running a ruse with the good organizers of the Singlespeed event and giving my identity as Raoul Duke was a fleeting one...had there been more rum involved in the afternoon, it might have taken flight.  Alas. The sign-in was completed, the swag bag in hand, it was off across town to the hotel for the evenings' accommodations.

Great googley moogley.  Or some such.  What an excellent haul in the swag bag.  Stickers, because...we are mountain bikers and MUST have the stickers.  A beer coozy.  A buff.  An amazing race "number" plate that was 100% plate...as in...METAL.  And the kicker was something Dr. Gonzo himself would have looked upon with pride, two joints and a pack of matches.  A well-set tone for the event.

The remainder of the evening was one of low-key introspection and low-grade imbibing of substances.  A bbq food truck outside a local distillery filled one void, and a meandering bike ride through town, another.  Salida is at an angle.  Of this I am convinced.  The whole town is angled.  Consult a map.  I am not wrong.

SWINE CHILDREN banging on hotel doors for 3 hours did nothing for the mood.  Damn near had to consult my lawyer, something that nobody really wants.  Sleep, finally.


The desert chill and a head full of pressure.  It was cold and my head felt as though it should be advertising for Goodyear.  Drat.  There is no discomfort, we are here to ride bikes and have fun.  Figure out appropriate clothing and the means with which to transport liquids, both sustaining and mind-altering.

Properly accoutremented, I swung a leg over and angled across town to meet with a breakfast burrito...and my contact for this mission:  Kat.  She arrived on schedule, and we mingled with the steadily growing crowd.  There was danger in the air.  The smell of coffee tinged with stray whiffs of marijuana.  The occasional crack of a beer.  A bottle of mescaline was proffered, and, delicately refused.  The pile of bicycles grew to obscene proportions.  The pressure was building as the temperature slowly rose, and the eagerness of the crowd became palpable. Let. Us. Go.

The crack of a pistol sent the unruly group surging forward.  It was not an organized surge by any means, there was far too much unhinged swerving for this to be mistaken as a race in any way, shape or form.  If anyone WAS racing, Kat and I had vowed to stay far, far away from that person.  The order of the day was to be disorder, chaos and a scant hope that the person in front of us knew where they were going.

Two streets over, before we could cross the river, the entire mob circled back upon itself and created what can only be described as a meteorological phenomena...but with bikes.  A giant, seething circle of riders, rotating ever-faster, the outer diameter collapsing upon itself.  Rogue humans on foot charging through the fray as others spew clouds of toxic smoke and caustic remarks...all with the goal of getting the riders to place a foot on the ground. My skill level was not going to be up to this challenge, but Kat, she was definitely set up for success as more and more riders were eliminated.  "Stay in it, the bastards won't last!" I yelled.  When the smoke and obscenity cleared, she was left standing as the woman's champion, and presented with a large bedazzled belt to show for her efforts.

The ride itself began from there.  A long string of people incapable of real speed on the road due to gear limitations.  The freaks were on display.  Aliens, fairies, hipsters, burnouts, dregs, old-schoolers, heads, and a gentleman clad only in tighty-(not-so-much)whities that we had the misfortune of following.  For miles.

Singletrack finally achieved, we climbed amongst the rocks and roots and more rocks.  Groups formed and dissolved, riders passed and gave way as the snake assaulted the mountain.  A particularly difficult section coincided with a phone call.  As a journalist, constant situation awareness is key, so I took it.  Curse it.  The hotel...asking why my belongings remained in the room when checkout was an hour past.  Somehow, the booking was done incorrectly (I blame the confusion of age), and just like that, I was a vagabond for the foreseeable future.  Didn't matter though, there were miles to be ridden, and Kat was already far up the trail.

Unlike much Colorado riding, the Salida trails presented a varied profile.  Short technical climbs and descents on repeat provided some variety from the typical "climb for interminable period, descend with hair on fire" type of ride.  Midwestern sensibilities were pleasantly surprised, but enthusiasm was held in check by the level of difficulty, as well as the overall level with relation to the sea.  Confusion crept into the general diaspora as intersections were introduced, but we were fortunate enough to find some dim guiding lights pointing in what seemed to be a correct direction. A turn up a County Road was a turn of the screws. Riders were bleeding out of their eyeballs grinding up the grade.  Full maximum Midwest Power garnered a fairly solid percentage of the incline before I surrendered to walking.  A cluster of riders at the top were enjoying a snack of evil beverages and Oreo cookies laced with horseradish.  These are the people who chew couches for fun.

The closest we came to despair was our next encounter...riders coming up the trail we were descending. WHO WAS GOING THE RIGHT WAY.  AND, DOES IT MATTER.  We pushed through, and in doing so actually found a local, J, that was only too happy to let us follow on what he thought the route might entail.  Fun on S Mountain was the order of the next hour, your correspondent will most certainly make a return to this destination in the future.  Finishing off with the Chicken Dinner trail, a trailside siesta grabbed hold of us and forced the consumption of some freshly fried bacon, bananas, and our first beers on the day.  The crowd was ALIVE.  We were on a mission, and the mission was to live out loud.

The propensity for events such as this to have at least one unprecedented instance is quite high...expected, even.  For Kat and myself (and, I would hazard, a high percentage of the rest of the riders), that occurred with the course taking a unique track UNDER a highway via drainpipe.  The exclamation point on the instance being the saxophone accompaniment, a truly unique experience.

Methodist Mountain awaited on the other side of the road.  Dusty, sandy, rolling.  Our muscles sipping on the bitter lactate cocktail offered up by the previous two hours of fun.  The climb seemed interminable, until its terminus.  A brief high-five from a disco-clad crew and a fill of the water bidon, and we were off across miles of scrub and wash, a world of lizards and birds and not much else.  Here was D from Durango speeding us along, wondering where it would end.

The glory of gravity.  We cursed it through the day, but we were left to revel in its beauty for the last push back into town.  BUT FIRST.  The party.  Out of the sage and scrub oak appeared an oasis of mayhem and singlespeeders.  Hot dogs proffered from the grill, huge coolers of beer, and a margarita machine out in the desolation.  Plenty of parking in the trees, and plenty of company with riders passing through regularly...most choosing to pause and partake in the imbibing...some continuing on to great aspirations that included another 13 miles and 1400' feet of climbing.  Kat and I picked this moment to pause and celebrate all we had accomplished thus far, and our legs applauded that decision.  The drop was made all the more pleasurable with the influence of our good friend booze, tires were leaving the ground, berms were leaned and shredded, and we blasted back into the angled streets of Salida as champions.

The level of debauchery for the evening was to be limited by the impending 2 hour drive each of us faced back to our homes, but still, a few celebratory cocktails and some sustenance after a day punctuated by hunger and exertion was welcome.  The crowd straggled in, nestling into a post-ride viper pit full of tales of the trail.  Music was loud, high fives and good vibes were everywhere, and the sun set upon the day that was #SinglespeedUSA.

Again, next year?  Leave that to the fates.  Selah.

I'm retired.


Mike


 



 

Monday, February 12, 2024

grace

 Hello.  I'm sure most of you know me, but for those that do not, I am Mike, Don and Judy's OTHER child.  I begin with this because levity was the rule of the day when relating to my sister, and anything else would not be fitting even in this most dire of circumstances.  For more years than I can remember, Shelly always referred to me as mom and dad's favorite.  I'm pretty sure the real reason behind this running joke was that the opposite was most likely true, and she KNEW it.  I do stand here before you as a strong second place, and I'm OK with that.

Some of you may also know that I have been designated "the writer in the family," mostly due to my mom insisting that I should have written for the school newspaper (she was right, sigh). Truthfully, I do love to write, and on the occasion I sit down to do so, I always seem to have the words.  My best ideas always come when I'm on the move...on a trail running or biking, on a mountain sliding down.  The words just flow for me, and all I have to do is remember them and put them down, usually in a run-on sentence that drives my teacher wife insane.

For this...I had no words.

I rode and ran and rode and ran and my brain came up with some pretty good ideas...but when I went to put them down...they all came off as rote and cheesy and typical and disingenuous...all things that I do NOT want to convey when it comes to my sister.  I was stuck for a long time. I simply could not quantify my sister with words.

Then, suddenly, I found it.  And I found it in MUSIC.

The song is called "Sunshower" by Chris Cornell, and it's been a favorite of mine for a long time, made so much more poignant by the sunshowers that occurred a couple days last week when the only thing on my mind was Shelly.  The lyric that hit me was..."I know all your graces, someday will flower."

Grace.

Not so much a word as a concept, an ideal...a way of living your life.  

And she was absolutely grace.  

Grace is knowing you have this ridiculous level of talent, but never showing it off.  

Grace is being a wife and mother and making it look so easy.  

Grace is something that is often attributed to good times, but is equally poignant and prevalent in bad.  

Grace is a flow in life, taking things in stride.  

Grace is joy, regardless of what is thrown your way.

My sister lived in grace.  

I would entreat everyone here today to carry her with you in your hearts, and live your life as she did.  Keep her legacy alive by simply being a good person, because Shelly was the best person.

Shel...I love you forever.  I know all your graces, someday will flower.



Thursday, January 4, 2024

How 2023 turned us inside out

 It started inauspiciously enough...a fun ski/snowboard weekend at Copper Mountain with the Clark family.  There was great snow, somebody wet Abe's bed, and we had a wonderful time, as we should given our position in life...late 40s and looking at putting work and fiduciary responsibility in the rearview mirror and just setting the cruise to ENJOY.


But 2023 went off the rails.


Winter continued with typical M and M good times...plenty of good days at Loveland with the Jamocs crew and Garrick, Gretchen, Talia and Emma.  Snowmobiling in the Northwoods was sparse due to a late start for winter, but we managed 3 trips, staying at The Pointe twice, then up in Wakefield, MI for a last trip where Michelle killed her beloved Viper.  Fortunately, we had ski/board gear and finished out the weekend at Snow River Resort.  My purchase of a Ski Doo Blizzard 600R was made prescient by this breakdown...and I got one more trip out of the last throes of winter in WI with a run up north with Mike Stroud.


As winter transitioned into spring, trips to CO seemed to lessen the seasonal-affective disorder that usually accompanies that time of year...plus I was looking forward to my BIG TRIP...heli-boarding in Alaska with Kyle.  Lost one day at Alyeska due to a flight cancelation, and lost one day of the heli trip due to weather, but still had an experience akin to punching the face of God while sliding downslope in the vastness of untouched mountains.  It was raw emotion in physical form.  It was way more than it should have been...because of what happened next.


Celebrated the end of a long winter with my first banked slalom comp at Loveland (I sucked), and talking to my sister on her birthday on May 6 while in my happy place on a mountain.


Hard to believe right now that she wouldn't talk to me until that birthday convo...and wouldn't see me until weeks after that.  I knew in my heart it was bad.  Since the day she told me last October I knew it was bad.  The weight in my chest never went away...and I don't think it ever will.  She met me for lunch...we talked for three hours.  And never once did she alude to the idea that this was the end.  I knew...and at the same time...I couldn't figure it out.


Dinner with my dad was the "revelation."  He told me it was over.  I didn't want to believe.  In retrospect...I was an idiot holding out hope.


It was a Tuesday when I got the call that she was going on hospice.  I was at work.  I shut the door and cried my eyes out.  The question then was the same as it is now...HOW?  And then things got worse.


Friday night, after a day preparing for Shelly to come home...taking Nick and Meg shopping for everything she could possibly want or need...we got the call that Michelle's mom was going to the ER.  The next week was a horrorshow.  Hospice and hospital.  A dying sister and a mom with a questionable future.  Life in a vortex.


I told Michelle on Wednesday that the end would come on Friday.  The call came at 4:15am on Friday.  She left us at 5:55.  I will spend the rest of my life saying "HOW ARE YOU NOT HERE????"  The pain of missing her is about 1/2 the amount of pain from watching my parents have their hearts broken.


We can't dwell on it though, because Michelle's parents need us.  Dolores comes home from the hospital, and we set them up with long-term care.


Oh yeah...its our 25th Anniversary...we go to Indiana, mountain bike, see Mellencamp in concert, and go boating out of Michigan City with Stroud...meeting Kat and Badger and crew.


We took Nick mountain biking.  We took my parents out on the boat to the city.  And then we got the hell out of Illinois.


Summer in Colorado.  Made the best of my birthday riding Buff Creek and hanging in the river having cocktails and fighting back tears.  Talia's 16th birthday...and she got a kick-ass Jeep.  Home for 3 days, then back out and Michelle came home for 4.  Then back to CO for her, and back home for me.  She climbed Mt Princeton, I road-tripped to northern MI to hang with Cory and then Keith and Marcy.  I raced the Palos Meltdown and my parents came to watch.


August trip to CO with Nick and Meagan was EXCELLENT.  Hiked 3 Sisters and got caught in a storm, saw king deer and emperor elk, drove up Mt. Blue Sky in a cloud, and enjoyed Slightly Stoopid at Red Rocks in a different kind of cloud.  Rode the last stage of Breck Epic with Vota, then we had an awesome end-of-Sommer ride here in Evergreen with EVERYONE.


Labor Day at KY Lake.  Some boating back home.  Sept trip to CO, Buff Creek w/Gags and Julie.


Oct trip to CO with my parents.  Georgetown and Guanella Pass leaf-peeping, Emma's birthday, and took the Don mountain biking at Waterton Canyon.


ANOTHER C6P, ANOTHER Black Friday...bike highlights of the fall.  Visited Phil Graf and Co at their IN joint, saw the Graf clan for Turkey Day.  We determine once again that Michelle can pull the plug on work.


Nick turned 18, then there was the Christmas that largely sucked because there was no way it was going to be good.


Our drive to CO was interrupted by a stupid blizzard, and we spent an unwanted amount of time in North Platte, NE.  Cats didn't like it either.  Hell week at Loveland was OK, but badly needing snow, just like the Midwest.


We were in bad by 8:30 pm Mountain time on NYE, after a nice day of hiking South Valley with Mark and Tiff during the day...had to be ready for a day on the mountain on January 1.


I feel like I've been carved out.  Next year will be better.

Wednesday, April 12, 2023

2.5 weeks of absolute shit

 Monday, March 27 5:27AM it begins with a text from Steve.  Diagrind is flooded.

-Arrive at work to find water tank has burst at some point over weekend.  Women's bathroom and large portion of the shop have water.  Someone left pump on top of water tank ON all weekend as well.

-Tim is on vacation, so cleanup and repair fall to me.  Call JimBen for help as I have no idea what I'm doing.

-Immediately try to fix tank AND order another tank.  JB Weld for the win on count one...however, the tank has been DISCONTINUED by manufacturer.  Need to find another long term solution.  

-JimBen arrives and we collaborate on finding another horizontal tank.  There is ONE available "locally," 45 minutes away in Bourbonais.  I decide to go grab it...and Jim gets a phone call for an emergency with his aunt.

-Drive to Bourbonais...but first stop at Michelle's school to get truck because not sure tank will fit in car.  Tank fits fine, so stop at school again and throw in car. Back to work by 12.

-Unbox tank...it won't work.  Decide to plumb in our second tank that hasn't been used in years.  Run to hardware store, buy PVC, joints and elbows, and have the whole works done by the time JimBen gets back.  Prime the pump aaaaaaaand...nothing happens.

-Pump being left on all weekend has fried impeller.  Immediately order another from Grainger...delivery date says TOMORROW.

Tuesday, March 28 

-8:30am receive notification from Grainger that pump has shipped.  Pump does not show up ALL DAY.  Day two of lost production.

Wednesday, March 29

-Order another pump...this time I'm going to pick it up as soon as it is available!  10am...still no pump available to pick up...BUT...the one ordered yesterday FINALLY shows up at 10:30.

-Tim is back, and he rewires pump from 220 to 110, gets everything set up...at 1:30 I go to help him get it fired up.  3:30 pm...after TWO HOURS of trying to get it primed....we cook our first tool in 3 days.  Called JimBen back....and of course it started working as soon as he showed up.

Thursday, March 30

-Holy shit, a normal day.  I even find another tank on Toro.com and order it for a backup.

Friday, March 31

-Normal day at work...BUT THEN.......THE FLIGHT THAT WASN'T.

A Bullet-point timeline brought to you by Mother Nature, Southwest Airlines, and the Mike and Michelle Adventure Team.
- 1:45 PM Spring break is here. After a torturous and ridiculous week of work for BOTH of us, we head to O'Hare International Airport for what would become a torturous and ridiculous afternoon/evening/night.
- 2:01 PM We know a storm is incoming, and supposed to hit JUST about the time our flight leaves (4:25). In fact, every flight AFTER ours has already been cancelled...we are hanging by a thread, but willing to give it a try. The first text arrives from SW...flight delayed until 5:51. At this point, we should probably have gone home...BUT...looking at radar, we see that there IS a window of opportunity for us to leave between waves of storms...so let's give it a try. Have to kill a couple hours...so Short Fuse Brewery seems like a good option. I highly recommend the German Chocolate Cake Stout.
4:00 PM - Do we park the car...knowing that they are gonna charge us for a day? YES WE DO. Jump on shuttle, and head to the airport.
4:20 PM - We have just cleared TSA and get a text from SW...flight has been delayed until 6:37. No big deal, what's another hour? Plus there's beer at the terminal.
5:51 PM - Ah...another SW text, we are delayed again...this time 7:08 departure. Skies are looking pretty ominous, and the radar is looking even ominous-ererer. We are more frequently voicing the phrase "why don't they just cancel it?" You see...if they cancel it, we can rebook for something...ANYTHING...on Saturday. The longer we wait, the less chance of getting a flight. But NOOOO....we are only delayed. My airport beer is empty.
7:56 PM - In this interim period, we have gotten three more text from SW, delaying us to 8:08, 8:38, and now 9:09 PM. The storm is hitting in a big way, including potential tornadoes down by our house. We also find out the CO is on fire...so we have torrential rains, floods and severe thunderstorms here, and fire in CO. At least both places had high winds in common. We are STILL holding out hope that SW needs to get this plane to Denver, and that's why they haven't cancelled. ONE MORE PROBLEM...the plane isn't at O'hare...it was diverted to Milwaukee (originated out of Dallas) because of the storm and both airports have been on a ground-stop.
8:05 PM - The guys sitting next to us find out from Flight Tracker that the plane is in the air coming out of MKE. This gives us hope.
8:30 PM - Hope that was giveth, hath been removeth in a big way, as airport security comes through and tells everyone to find shelter away from windows. After trying to get into a bathroom, then another bathroom, then another bathrooom (thankfully we didn't make it into any of them...from the looks of it, people were jammed in and it was hot), we find a hovel with an emergency door that has signage indicating that in an actual emergency, we could press on it for 15 seconds and get to a sheltering staircase. This will have to do. For the next hour. Ugh.
9:30 PM - WE HAVE GIVEN UP HOPE. After the front passes, we walk back to our gate just in case something has developed (we know our plane WAS in the air, after all). Gate agent tells us that the flight crew will likely be timed out....BUT...they think another crew will be available. Three more texts from SW increasing the delay, and we decide to pull the plug. The final text has us leaving at 12:06 AM, we've already been at the airport for 6 hours, and simply cannot BELIEVE SW has not cancelled the damn flight. Oh...and what happened to the plane during the storm...IT WENT TO MIDWAY.
9:45 PM - We have FOUGHT our way through the teeming masses of the international terminal, and by fortunate circumstance, the shuttle to our parking lot is sitting there with door open. We jump in, fully ready to put this horror behind us...BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE.
9:46 PM - SW sends us a text...HOLY CRAP...the flight is STILL not cancelled! They are gonna bring it over from MDW...departure is now 10:29 PM!!! We make a quick decision to ride this thing out, jump OUT of the shuttle, race back through the crowds, skip the line at TSA...and just as we check back through...get a SW text saying the flight has now been delayed to 11:18. Yes, I am now glad I'm writing this down so I remember every detail that I am going to recite to whomever I speak to at SW.
10:00 PM We are back at the gate. There are two flights SW has apparently chosen to give hope to...Denver and Dallas. At this point, I figure they must REALLY want this plane in Denver, and have pulled every string they have available to make sure it goes. I'm actually CONFIDENT for the first time in many, many hours. 10:45 PM This confidence is toyed with by the gate agent, who comes on and says "I've got bad news and good news for you..." and then coyishly informs us that WE ARE BOARDING. A great cheer arrises from the crowd. LET'S GO.
11:18 PM - The flight is surprisingly full...amazing how many of us stuck it out. Seatbelt is fastened, seat is in the upright and locked position, tray table is folded. I'm in Row 3, aisle seat, and can see into the cockpit. Flight attendant comes on the intercom and informs us that the pilots have just landed a plane from Vegas a couple gates down, and will be walking over and jumping into their seats to take us to Denver. Oh boy! I put my phone on airplane mode and prepare to take a nap.
11:22 PM - After seeing a pilot get on the plane three times and look down the aisle, smile, and then leave again, the gate agent steps up to the intercom. Not so coy this time...he tells us THE PILOTS HAVE REFUSED THE FLIGHT, so we are sorry, cancelled. I know you aren't supposed to use the word "bomb" on a flight, but I pretty much had to drop bunch of F-bombs at that point.
12:20 AM - We arrive back at home...and book a flight for this evening...on UNITED. I'm not sure the relationship with SW is gonna work out.
End communication. Also…I realize it’s April 1…but this has been anything BUT a joke. Unless it’s Southwest’s version of a really bad one…

April 1 - We fly to Denver on UNITED. Halfway there the lights come on and the flight attendant says "IS THERE A DOCTOR ON THE PLANE?" Dude has a diabetic episode. We hurry to land at DIA and have to wait for EMTs to remove the guy before we can get off the plane. Anyway we make it to Evergreen at like midnight.

April 2 - We have a good day at Loveland

April 3 - Back on a plane AGAIN. First time with checked baggage in EONS. We land at O'hare early...and because we won that prize...we got to sit on the runway for 50 minutes for a gate to clear. Oh...and then wait 45 minutes for my bag.

April 4-9 Things are almost normal...except for the 1.5 hour round trip back to Bourbonais to return the tank that wouldn't fit. Michelle flies to MX on 5th.

April 10- Again MONDAY. 7:00am and Tim comes in to tell me that the pump stopped working. Got super hot and shut down...so we are AGAIN stopped on production. F*&K. I order a pump AGAIN. This time I'm gonna pick it up. Drive to Alsip and get a new one.

-Tim rewires and installs. Hooray, we are back up and running.

-End of day....oh...no...wait....THE FUCKING TANK (second one now!) BURST. Goddammit.

-I call on delivery of the new tank I ordered. I had been suspicious because when I placed order, it said "Delivery in 180 days." Now...I figured that was a default. Talking to "customer service," they tell me...oh since you ordered 8 days ago, it will be 172 days. I lose it. Cancel order. NEVER EVER do business with Zoro.com.

April 11

-So...now I have a pump, but two burst tanks. Scramble for a solution, find a VERTICAL tank that might work at Home Depot. Pick it up and deliver it after hours for an early AM install.

April 11 - Tuesday morning and determination. I need to get this thing working before I leave for Alaska on Wednesday. Find out after opening box...a bunch of the stuff that is pictured...isn't there. Run to Home Depot, buy $100 worth of accessories, go back and get to work.

-Takes many hours, but we get it rigged up. Fire it, pressure builds quickly....and we are GOOD. However, pressure drops quickly...and won't go back up quickly. Something is wrong. Pump is running WAY too long. I give up and call a well-pump pro. He says he will TRY to get there today, but it will likely be tomorrow morning.

-This is 4.5 days of lost production, by my count. Tim accidently breaks off a piece of PVC by the prime area...so again I'm buying more stuff to fix it.

-Oh yeah...our Sage software has gone down...so no order entry either. Sigh.

-Michelle is coming home from Mexico, so I am to pick her up at 8:50pm. I leave the house at 8, having looked at FlightTracker and seeing that the plane was landing early. She calls to tell me she made it quickly through customs. Awesome. I go to the terminal to pick her up...only to find that she is at Midway and I'm at O'hare.

April 12

-Arrive at 5am, Tim and I fix the broken stuff and fire it up just to see what happens. Again, pump is working overtime and not in a good way.

-Well-pump pro dude arrives at 8. He agrees that everything is plumbed correctly...why the pump isn't pumping is a mystery. He thinks a blockage at the venturi and volunteers to take a look. We say go for it. Conclusion...it's not that.

-Well pump guy gets a quote for a new pump...this one is $1500 instead of the $800 I've spent on the last two. He will install for another $200, but if pump doesn't work, he'll take it back. Whatever...just do it.

-5 minutes after well-pump guy leaves, Tim comes in to say pump is no longer building pressure and is heating up. Not even ONE DAY of operation, and pump is toast.

-I say hook the damn system up to hose and just COOK. Our loss of production is now up to 5.5 days.

-We are cooking, and Sage has been recovered. Things are semi-normal. Emphasis on SEMI. Regardless...I'm leaving for Alaska. Good riddance.

-In the Uber, after a considerable delay in finding a driver...10 miles from O'hare...and my flight gets canceled. FUCK. MY. LIFE.







Monday, January 9, 2023

Shit we did in 2022

A year in REVIEW for 2022...        

Started in CO with Michelle writing the incorrect year in the snow on the lake in Evergreen, but we were doing a bar crawl and WHO REALLY CARES cuz there were laser lights in the sky, it was NUKING snow, and we met some guy distributing $2 bills and somehow I became his best friend in the whole world.  We did lots of skiing/boarding and then came home.

Sled season was abbreviated but good.  Rode with Dan and Cole, Donny, Rich, Duke....but NO BZ!

CO trip in Feb...Michelle vs RidgeCat terrain.  She barely survived.  Late month trip with CAMBR boyz to Breck and Vail and a day a Loveland.  Never ever ever room with Dave again.  Ever.

March CO trip...SPRANG BREAK...biking w Josh and Sean, riding w Scott and Christine.  Buena Vista for a hike on the way down to Monarch Mtn for two days of riding.

Crazy April trip over Easter...flight canceled, so had to wake up at 3am, fly to DIA, drive up to Evergreen, grab bieks, and drive across the state to Fruita.  Stop in Grand Junction for a rip at Lunch Loops, then met Kyle, Co, Eric, Amy and friends and road 18 Road and Horsethief Bench.  Hiked Colorado National Monument (WHO KNEW IT WAS EVEN THERE????) Good times w good peoples.

CO trip in MAY...great snow!  Good day at Loveland w Gags, mtb with Scott, Christine and Ginger, then PARTY with the Duncans, Bionic Bob, and Sean at A-basin.  Riding in shorts and a t-shirt is AWESOME.

Finally got rid of the damn pool and had new deck installed in May, followed by KY Lake trip for Memorial Day.  Uzi dog pooped on the Keith and Teri part of the trip, but still had some funz riding and boating.

June CO trip...my first road bike ride.  Idaho Springs to Georgetown for a beer.  Mtb at Maryland Mountain with Gags, Mark, Katrina, Badger, Grant, Olivia, Josh and Sean.  AMAZEBALLZ day with so many good people. #beersatthebottom.  Followed up with another good day with the Middle Finger Titfucker crew at Buff Creek.  Hiked next day at Indian Peaks and paddled Gross Res.

Father's Day bike ride with dad, boat trip downtown...then Michelle was off to AFRICA for 19 days of life-changing awesomeness.  Mike heads to CO with Matt, hits up Crested Butte.  401 trail (OOOOMG), Doctor Park and CB Bike Park for much fun.  Rode Buena Vista on the way down.  Met Kyle and CO and Rob from Palos/Moab plus Duncan crew.

Michelle FINALLY came home, then off to CO w/kittahs.  They got to see elk in the yard.  Mayflower Gulch hike.  Got to do my first Tuesday night Titfucker ride.  Rocked Trestle Bike Park w/Michelle (lifties were confused by the Leftie).  Brutal hike by Red Rocks to prep for my first 14er...Mt. Evans.  Yeouch.  Might just leave that stuff to Michelle.  Another Tuesday night ride, then our first camping trip.  Wellington Lake.  Food poisoning for me ruined Buff Creek ride, but we paddled and hiked.  Then MEGA hike with Mark and Tiff at UNDISCLOSED LOCATION (lost river).  Whew.

Red Hot Chili Peppers downtown.  Tom visited us, rode w him in WI, IN and MI.  Stayed at Garage Mahal.

Sept CO trip.  Bear Lake hike.  Wags came to town for fun. Local ride with big crew.  Michelle went home, Wags and I rode Lair o the Bear, tubed Golden, then ANOTHER Tues night ride...this time SSOD.  Trestle with Josh was WAY fun.  More Buff Creek SSOD.  Climbed the Kitty first time.

Kickapoo Endurance Race.  Michelle rode 40 miles.  Mike rode 84 miles, 7600' climbing...singlespeed.  Fun stuff camping with Kelsalls and Alexanders.

BROWN COUNTY w Kyle and CO...always SO good.  SSOD with no brakes was not so great, lol.  Real IN backwoods bluegrass music was a highlight.  Lunch with Fendel on the way home.

OCT. CO trip...MM with Titfuckers and Bionic Bob. Punkin Chuckin with Tom, Ginger Scott, Christine and Josh.  Buff Creek w TTFKRS and Julie...great ride at Scraggy.  MM w Ginger and Mark and Gags.
Hike up to Firetower.

Open House Chicago.  Put In Bay for Halloween. Cemetary 6-Pack.

Nov. CO trip.  Pumpkin fest in Idaho Springs w/Ginger.  Saw Weinermobile.  Down to CO Springs for a day of riding and foodz with Josh.  First turns of the winter at Love on my new Swift...on the same day as a SSOD ride at 3 Sisters.  MEGA.

Black Friday ride.  SANTA RAMPAGE freezing our butts off with some good people in MKE.

End of the year CO trip...much fun at Loveland, A-Basin, and New Year at Copper Mountain with the Clarks.  Many good turns.  Many good people.

Life moves pretty fast...if you don't slow down and look around...you might miss it.







  



Monday, May 9, 2022

#rantlyfe

 It's not exactly a reach to use the "biggest brains provided by nature" to gather the truth that mankind is truly the most awful creature on the planet. The arguments for this come thick and fast, burying any contrary points birthed of hubris in Pompeiian fashion. Let's all take a GIANT step back from the INSANE levels of partisanship that grip us today and take a look at our own humanity, shall we?

You'd almost think, as natures' "most intelligent" animal, that we'd figure it out by now. Sadly, the answer is a hard NO. Controversy and contradiction. Scientific knowledge and popular opinion. Political and economic power grabs in the guise of the ever-tattered visage of freedom. We never learn...we WILL never learn.
"Power" is a natural construct. In the more basal species, physical power is an endgame. There's not much to it...might = right. As the big-brained so-called "stewards" of this planet, we are supposed to be beyond this basic principle. It's a sad truth that we are not. Not even close.
Probably this rant is fueled by consecutive reading of The Fountainhead, In Flanders Fields, The Story of a Gun, and now Masters of the Air. Also rum...but in more general terms...human psychology as seen through the eyes of Objectivism, World War I, the American obsession with the firearm, and World War II. Piled together and lubed properly...the question that keeps pushing to my frontal lobe is...WHAT THE FUCK? Shortly followed by...HOW? MILLIONS of deaths...just in the past hundred or so years! It's staggering.
Yeah...this is a rant on social media about society and the human condition...and it requires a giant step outside your everyday cognitive box. We SUCK. Human history...what is it? A series of wars, of destruction, of conquering, of pushing unwanted, unproven beliefs on other humans...and killing them if they do not ascribe to those tenets. Oh...and occasionally we do cool things like split the atom...and then use it to kill each other.
We are facing the demise of our very planet. We are intelligent enough to see HOW it is happening...but not intelligent enough to DO anything about it. It's phantasmagorical. Instead we argue and push agendas that forever boil down to power and money...cowing to those that had the forethought to pit the masses against each other and further their own intrinsically inhuman ideals...the actual destruction of other humans. It really isn't a pretty sight...but by all means...let's continue to hate one another because narcissistic ego-driven power-hungry mental midgets continually provoke blind hatred and fear of opposing ideology.
In my humble opinion, we need a global reckoning. Yo Vladimir...I'm looking at you as the current biggest asshole in the room. Human life isn't a thing that can be valued monetarily (despite what almost EVERY corporate entity in this world attempts to facilitate)...all it takes is the concept of RESPECT for your fellow being.
Figure. It. Out. It's not that hard.
This is the kind of stuff that keeps me awake at night.

Wednesday, March 2, 2022

ZOMG...2021 happened and I missed it

 Usually this recap happens in December, but somehow I forgot and suddenly its March...but I need to get this stuff down CUZ MEMORIES.

UTAH trip...low snow, high amounts of fun. Solitude, Brighton, Snow Basin and PowMow.  IN/UT friends and a HNY.  Also...max vacation stress levels as we were suddenly BUYING A CONDO.

Home from UT Jan 2, flying to CO on Jan 6 (yes, THAT Jan 6) for home inspection.  Evergreen is where we wanted to be, and we snuck in at under $300k...which remains a "pretty good deal." 

Sled season was EPIC due to renting in the Pickeral Palace with Rich, Duke and BZ.  So much fun, laughter...even if we didn't ride with those guys all that much.  Michelle got to remote teach for a week up there and loved it.  Leaky toilets and hot water heaters notwithstanding...it was an awesome time.

Remainder of winter saw us hiking, fatbiking and XC skiing up north and local.  Frozen waterfalls at Starved Rock were cool.

SPRING BREAK meant CO...and WORK.  Michelle finally got to see the condo after we'd owned it for a couple months.  Stayed down in Highlands Ranch, and spent the first 1/2 of the week CLEANING, painting (2 coats!), and tearing out carpet and padding.  Then we got to have fun...skiing at Loveland and A-basin, biking out the front door and also Waterton Canyon...and shopping for flooring, countertops, and a contractor (Josh saved the day at the last minute).  Met Tom and Ginger.

Back out to CO in early May.  Flooring was done, we started collecting furniture, and spent our first night there...sans bathroom as the toilet was leaking on the downstairs neighbor.  Met our elk neighbors in the yard.

Put in Bay for an early season boat ride on Rigg's Outerlimits, fun with them and Dale and Eileen as always.

Back to Land Between the Lakes Memorial Day wknd...only to get skunked by weather on Saturday, Sunday was nice, but for the drive, 2 days is better.  Mtb in the rain does not equal very much fun vs boating in the sun.

Parents decide they are selling Coloma house, I tour the car museum with dad.

June we pack up the truck, the kitties, and a Uhaul trailer and head to CO.  Spend the week furnishing the house and moving everything in from Highlands Ranch...also hiking, biking, and driving to the top of Mt. Evans.  I race THE HUNDO with our new friends Scott and Christine.  It hurts...bad.   Went to the Evergreen Rodeo with Dave and family.  Michelle stays for two weeks after I fly home...then I drive back in the Jeep, which goes to it's new home.  Oh...I buy a new car while Michelle is away.  She hates it.  I don't.

July we head to OREGON.  Three days after I hurt my neck and can barely move.  Mt. Hood, then a couple days in Bend, the Crater Lake (barely got to see cuz everything was on fire), then Oakridge Mtb tour with Western Spirit and our IN crewe.  Much fun....LOTS of downhill.  OR is pretty awesome.

MI City boat races on the little Donzi.

Back out to CO...we tried some REAL Jeeping and hiking with success.  Will do again.  Fun day drinking with Scott and Christine.

THE LAST BLAST at the Sommer Place on Paw Paw Lake...in conjunction with Mom's b-day AND parents' 50th anniversary.  Much happy, much sad.  Hearts are fickle things.

Labor Day weekend in KY again...and again we are skunked...this time by the little Donzi.  Broken battery switch means she doesn't ever leave the trailer.  :(  I hate boats.  I ride the entire Land Between the Lakes peninsula trail...it is hot, wet and a LOT harder than I thought it'd be.

Mom and Dad come out to CO with us for the weekend.  Show them the sites.  They say we really should consider living there, lol.

Fall...more boating and kayaking adventures.  Vota, Wagner and myself go to CO and ride.  3 Sisters, Maryland Mountain, Buffalo Creek, Floyd Hill.  Vota and his Volvo leave, Wags and I see Heilung at Red Rocks.  Michelle comes the next weekend, we ride local with Tom and Ginger.  Elk are in rut and bugling in the front yard.

Brown County for mtb fun with fun mtb people. C6P is another hit.

Bears game for Halloween.  We are nuns, but they lose anyway.

Back to CO in November...get to SNOWBOARD with our Loveland season passes.  Ride with Scott, Christine, Tom, Ginger and crew on private trails, party at Boone Mountain Sports, hike at White Ranch.

Genesis concert with Mike and Katie.

Christmas is a BUST thanks to COVID...errybuddy sick or worried but us.  Pack the truck with cats and drive west again.  Ski dayz at Loveland w Bob, and A-basin with Team Duncan.

Quiet New Years hiking the lake and checking out the laser light show in Evergreen, before doing an impromptu bar crawl in town and meeting the $2 bill dude.

Now THAT...was a year.









Friday, December 17, 2021

 2020 Happened.

Colorado for Christmas to New Years.  I was SOOOOO sick. (thanks Aunt Pat).  Rode with Bob, then G and G and the girls, also Tony and his kids and spent NY in Breck with the Baltas.  Couple good powder days in Vail too.  And a super fast day at A Basin for me.

Snowmobile season...we rented with Ricky Donny.  Had place to ourselves almost every weekend.  Was quite good.  Fatbiked and XC skied at meltdown.

Went to...THE OPERA.

Feb trip to Breck/Vail with Dave, Burak and Eddie was the last of the NORMAL.  Covid hits US while we are sliding down mountains.

SPRING OF COVID.  We avoid everyone all the time.  Bike and paddle in MI (nighttime paddle among the birds on Paw Paw!), ride mtb in MI, IN, WI and IL.  Michelle is out of school...spring break canceled. 

Land Between Lakes for Memorial Day is excellent.

Fortunately...June trip to UT is a GO.  Fly into Vegas, hike Zion, visit Bryce, meet CREW in Hurricane (ride Gooseberry Mesa), 6 day Western Spirit trip to North Rim of Grand Canyon.  It snows in June and we poop in a bucket.  Area catches fire while we are there, but we escape.  Amazing trip, amazing people.

Off to northern MI...da YOOP.  Rode in Wausau on way up, camped on Superior, float plane to Isle Royale, dodged mooses, THE NIGHT OF THE MOOSE, rode Michigan Tech, then off to Marquette.  Rode two days, then back down to WI.  Camped and rode in the Northwoods.  Excellent trip...away from people.

Next trip was to Bellaire, MI...Torch Lake with the boat, Glacial Hills Trails.  Really nice trip.

Land Between Lakes again for Labor Day.  Brown County in the fall. Colorado for Columbus Day...puked on Chihauhua Lake hike.

C6P and Southside Mehpic were a thing.  Mesa bonfire.  Michelle got Covid.  Mike did not.

Strange masked Thanksgiving and Christmas.  Low key...was actually pretty nice.

Rented Pickeral Lodge with Rich, Duke and BZ for sled season.  Early trip up in Dec...dropped trailer, moved in, and boarded/skied at Granite Peak.

Headed to UTAH after Christmas to welcome in 2021.




Tuesday, December 7, 2021

December 7, 1991

 Humility.

I got dosed in a big way my senior year in high school.  Here's the story of the kneecapping of my competitive drive, and the resultant zen of just being the best "me" I could be.

I was a pretty good runner in high school.  Like...I ran, and I had fun, and by doing this, I somehow finished ahead of most others.  In terms of ego, as a 17 year old male person, this was a REALLY good thing.  I'd always been a very competitive person... memories of losing soccer games still tramp upon raw nerves...and being the guy on the team that wouldn't necessarily yell at my teammates that weren't performing and instead going  and doing their jobs FOR them...has been a habit I continue to live with to this day.  Resentment of my doing so probably exists in my wake...but I can't change that.  Meh.  I was, and still am to a degree, a jerk.  It's always good to recognize and admit your shortcomings.

The end of my senior year cross country season was a pretty terrific time in my life.  I had an incredible group of friends, a girlfriend that would eventually become my wife, and a future that was most likely going to include college and running....although I wasn't sure where or to what degree.  I was taking things...in stride.  I'd been challenged during the season, but finished most races on the podium.  Per usual, being a fairly magnanimous person, I was friendly even with my racing rivals, and looked forward to every meet when I knew there was someone to gun for.  I won the conference meet on the toughest course in the state by over a minute, but I was more excited that my team brought home the trophy with an outstanding overall performance.  The regional meet saw me cramp up in a pouring rainstorm and finishing second to my rival George from Lincolnway...he and I had traded wins all season...a worthy adversary for sure.  Sectionals was a battle for the ages in my mind...and wound up with myself and three other guys I'd raced hard with all year breaking away from the rest in a race that...when it ended...saw me having to thaw my shoelaces before I could take off my spikes.  I qualified out of the sectional, but, sadly, my team did not.

At the state meet the year prior, I basically lost the race before I even got to the starting line. Again, as the only qualifier from my school, I was riding a wave of hubris brought on by the whole guys and girls team coming down to Peoria to support my efforts...and my 71st place finish was disappointing to everyone (mainly me)...my brain and my heart just wasn't in the right place.  Senior year, however, was different.  I was focused, I knew the competition, and I knew I had a real shot.

When raceday arrived, I felt great.  Once again, the guys and girls teams came down to watch, along with my parents and their friends...but I didn't pay attention to this...I had a race to attend to.  A couple inches of snow had fallen on the night prior, and I took that as a sign.  Adverse conditions were my favorite (years of playing soccer in ALL kinds of weather made me look forward to ridiculous condiitons.)  I handed my start-line bag to my friend Kevin.  Off I went on a warm-up run with my long-time running pal Jeff.  I felt great, the sun was shining...this was going to be my day.

The loudspeaker at the start line announced 10 minutes before the start...runners should find their boxes and get lined up.  I was wearing my racing shorts, training shoes, warmup pants, a base layer, and a sweatshirt, ready to strip off the pants, change into my spikes and my jersey, and do some pullouts...when someone asked...where's Kevin?  I didn't panic at first, 10 minutes is a long time to just basically change shoes...but then we were down to 5 minutes...and no Kevin.  When the 2 minute warning was called, they asked anyone without a race number to leave the start area...and I didn't have one.  After that...I don't remember much.  I heard the gun go off, but I was not in the race.  I saw my dad spike his video camera into the ground and I lost it.

The time that followed was NOT pleasant.  I knew I'd missed something HUGE, and I knew that it was something I'd never, ever forget...but chief among my feelings was how horrible my friend Kevin must have felt.  He didn't know what he had in that bag, and he was waiting for me to go by at the mile marker with his camera.  I can only imagine how devastated he was when he figured out why I wasn't in the leading group of runners...or in the race at all.  I had the whole team over to our house the next weekend, including Kevin, and made it known to everyone that I placed NO blame.  Kevin is still a friend today, and that is far more important than any race.

It was a lesson in life that was a bit harsh, but it was one that really changed my mindset when it came to competition.  I turned inward for answers, and was surprisingly satisfied by how simple they proved to be.  My harsh competitive edge was dulled forever...replaced by appreciation.   I basically learned the hard way to appreciate my own abilities.  From here on out, it was...go run, have fun, and the chips fall where they may.  The "have fun" part being the pertinent piece...just because life can SEEM cruel in a certain circumstance...that's really just LIFE.

My newly "zen" mindspace was supplemented by a phone call mere days after the state meet tragedy.  From my days in junior high...my fledgling days as a runner (I was just a soccer player that ran back then)...my chief rival was John.  He'd beat me, then I'd beat him, then he'd beat me again...most notably a certified ass-beating at conference in 8th grade in the mile.  We were, however, friendly rivals.  He, and his older brother, and some other former junior high compatriots ran for Stagg High School, our closest regional rivals, and the friendly rivalry continued through that time.  Now...my phone was ringing and John was on the other end.  We'd never really spoken outside of competition, so it was a BIT odd, but I was just overwhelmed when he expressed his condolences for what happened at state.  Truly an amazing gesture...but there was more.  John was calling to tell me about the Northview Track Club...which he and his brother and some of the other Stagg runners had been involved with in the past...and the AAU Junior Olympic cross country competition that continued for the next couple months.  He suggested I give the coach a call, go to a practice, and see where that could lead.  

I had nothing to lose (and nothing really to do), so I asked a couple of my teammates if they wanted to try this Northview thing.  Jeff, Brian, Karen and Pat were all game...and I decided to pass along the "good karma" vibe started by John, and called up one of my closest rivals, George, from Lincolnway ...to join us...which he did.  We hit a couple of indoor track workouts, and met another great group of people...a bunch of Illinois best runners at that, including the guy that had won the state meet I'd missed.  I was having a TON of fun, and running really well.  There were two local meets, and I qualified (along with my friends) for the AAU National Championship in Birmingham, AL.  So...we went.

Karen, Pat, Brian, George and myself...along with the rest of the Northview team...ended up toeing the line at the Magic City Runner's Park (a dedicated 5k cross country course) on December 7, 1991.  Being an avid student of the Pearl Harbor attack, I was more than a little aware of the "infamy" of the date...and was anxious to see if I might make it infamous on a personal level as well.  Our Northview uniforms were black long-sleeved shirts...and conditions in IL in November had justified them.  However, the beautiful sun and 70 degree temps of Alabama had us all cutting those sleeves off...so our uniforms were...rudimentary...shall we say?  Anyway...the race.  Previewing the course the day before, I was immediately in love.  It was hilly, twisty, wooded in spots...a perfect cross country course.  I was stoked.  From the gun, I just settled in at the front, with my teammates Scott and Pat J. (the IL state champ) in a group of 10-15.  We sailed through the first couple miles, and I was attacking on the hills and dropped much of the group...it was down to 5 with a mile or so to go.  Scott, who had finished 3rd in IL state, the IN state champ, and the guy who had placed 2nd in PA were among the last with me at the front...and after the last big hill, I found myself in 2nd place behind the PA guy with about 1/4 mile to go.

I have never had a great kick.  I'm an amazingly consistent runner...I hit a speed and can sustain it...but dropping a gear and flying to the finish has never been a trait of mine.  But that day was different.  I was already in a state of amazement at just how well I was doing (I had set a goal of top 10 or 15)...but I remember thinking to myself...why not run that guy down?  It was one of those surreal moments in life when everything seems to slow...and I can remember that thought so clearly even 30 years hence.  So I dropped the hammer.  

I flew past the first place guy with about 100 meters to go, and just kept pulling hard.  I'd NEVER finished a race that that before...it was like my legs were totally fresh.  I threw my hands in the air at the line...and then put my face in my hands and walked away from the finish.  Before anyone got there to congratulate me...I just took off my jersey and whipped it in the air.  I could NOT believe it.  Things got very real when my dad found me and crushed me with a hug, and later I was mobbed by my teammates doing same.

I never thought of it as "redemption."  I took it for face value...it was a great race, and somehow I'd pulled off a win.  It was, in retrospect, probably one of the best races I ever ran...I broke the course record by 30 seconds...but it was the feeling of flying along at that finish that resonates.  I don't think about it often, but when I do, my heart swells with satisfaction...not just from the race, but because of the hilly, twisty way I'd arrived there.  Natural ability put me on the course, but my family, my friends, and my competitors made this win special...infamous even.










Tuesday, August 24, 2021

A Summery of Sommer Summers Past

 

A Summery of Sommer Summers Past

 

Family.  It has always been about family.  Appreciation for such a thing as family only increases with the passing of time and the gaining of wisdom, and at age 47, I’m well past the point of knowing just how lucky I have been in this life regarding that thing.  For OUR family, a major ingredient in our bond has been our ever-present home away from home.  Call it a cottage, call it a “summer home,” call it a lake house…the semantics don’t really matter, nor does the form or the location…it is and always will be…about family.

 

For myself, this memoir is both catharsis and a way to preserve the memories and feelings of my youth that I will carry with me throughout my journey on this mortal coil.  For everyone else, I just want to provide some laughter, a touchstone to our past, and convey the appreciation I have for those I hold dearest in this world.

 

IOLA

 

Wisconsin is and always will be my favorite state, thanks largely to the memories I’m about to recite, but also because of its unassuming homeyness, its plentiful gin mills, its cheese curds…and even the Green Bay Packers.  To this day, I just feel at home in Wisconsin…and that feeling was cultivated and took root in the center of America’s Dairyland (as the yellow license plates declared) …a town of 957 people, home of the old-time car show…Iola.

 

The neighboring towns of Scandanavia (population 292), Amherst and Rosholt could not boast of having an NFL quarterback in their palmares, yet Iola’s most famous son holds the league record for most interceptions…most of them tossed in the direction of Hall of Fame receiver Steve Largent in Seattle.  The billboard outside of town proclaiming Dave Craig’s birthplace was quite literally a sign for young Mike that the long ride in the blue van (later a yellow van), was coming to an exciting end.

 

And those van rides…we played the alphabet game (it was slightly easier when Zenith was still in business), the license plate game, Trivial Pursuit, and the ever-famous “WILL you kids shut UP!” game.  I remember laying under the bench seat listening to the exhaust after the muffler fell off on one trip and learning new and exciting words from Dad when 294 was backed up or under construction (which it inevitably was).

 

We’d get there in the dead of night (or at least it always seemed that way).  I recall having to shovel our way into the driveway way back when winters were winters.  We’d unlock the doors and Dad would have to make his way to the crawlspace to turn on the water and the heat, while Mom would get our sleeping bags out so Shelly and I could stay warm until the house heated up.  It was my first experience with late night TV…on a black and white television repleat with rabbit ear antennas.   All I know is that I couldn’t sleep because even though it was late, I was too excited for the morning.

 

Sleeping arrangements and general layout of the two-bedroom A-frame are a wonderful mystery to me even now.  The narrow staircase behind the fireplace, the kitchen with the calendar hanging on the pantry door with various species of birds on it (I picked the bluejay as my favorite, and it remains so to this day).  There were two stools with steps built in for us short kids to sit on a breakfast.  I always picked the Green Bay Packers glasses over the Bears when it came time to eat…although I remember the Smurf and McDonalds themed glasswear (one of the reasons my FAVORITE snowmobile bar…Wittig’s Point in Boulder Junction…has this esteemed status is because THEY HAVE THE SAME GLASSES!)   Pullout couches in the living room, and the two slant-ceilinged bedrooms somehow housed TWELVE of us when we were at maximum-Graf/Sommer populous.  At least by that time, Rose’s Roost was built, and when the weather was right, a bunch of kids could “sleep” in the loft (or, in my case, stay awake reading “Harry and Charlie” columns in BassMaster magazine with my cousin Phil.  For the record, I currently own and have read the entire archives (four volume’s worth) of H and C…and it’s STILL funny).  It’s tough to forget the insane amount of laughter that was generated when the trundle bed folded up on Phil.  At this point, I find myself wondering what ever happened to that awesome rug depicting the bullfight?

 

There are moments of legend and lore in our family that I did not personally witness, but this recollection would be incomplete should I fail to mention them:  Chiefly, Grandpa’s prescient invention of the Bass-O-Matic, and Mom’s infamous encounter with the stairs following an evening with Yukon Jack.  To this day…I’ve never tasted Yukon Jack…I wonder if Mom has had any since?  Looking back, I’m guessing alcohol might have fueled quite a bit of the adult entertainment…all I know is that my earliest recollection of a bar was it being referred to as a “gin mill,” and oh…it had the St. Paulie Girl poster.  To this day, a good northern WI bar is among my favorite places on the planet.

 

I’ve always been an early riser.  I remember staring endlessly at the tiny white alarm clock with it’s softly glowing orange face…just WAITING for the appointed hour when I could get out of bed and go FISHING.  Ideally…rising early going fishing with Grandpa was the ultimate plan…however, a solid 90% of the time, I’d be bounding down the stairs fully dressed and ready to rock only to find a snoring elder…so I’d have to make my way quietly past and head out to the piers to drown some worms until called in for breakfast.

 

Fishing was the end-all/be-all of my Iola existence.  We’d grab a couple tubs of nightcrawlers and a bucket of minnows at Sportsman’s in town…I’d always want a lure, but never got one (probably because I wouldn’t have known what to do with it, lol).  There were two piers, one with the boat lift attached and one in the center of the shoreline…the one by the lift was often too weeded up to fish off…but it had the distinction of being the place where Mom saved my life after I fell in.  The secret to fishing off the other pier was to bait the hook and cast…and catch a fish.  Every. Damn. Time.  If you wanted a BIG fish, you hooked a minnow and cast out to the lily pads…and waited an hour or so…then reeled in a northern.  It was pretty simple, really.  If you wanted perch or bass, you popped over to Dave’s pier next door.  I never knew Dave, or even SAW Dave, but I really liked fishing off his pier.  Bullheads were the worst.  If you caught one, you needed the spikey glove from Grandpa’s tackle box to get if off the line…and then you chucked it into Friestedt’s yard.  As a kid, I thought this served two purposes…1) to rid the lake of “uglies,” and 2) for some reason, we didn’t like Friestedt.  I’m guessing that ended up being some fertile land.

 

If you DID get to go out on the boat (after Grandpa woke up), you had options.  There was a silver v-bottom aluminum boat that seldom got used, a greenish aluminum v-bottom that, as I recall, had an Evinrude motor on it and leaked, and then there was the red fiberglass tri-hull with the 7.5 hp Johnson (I’m just now putting together where my penchant for red boats may have come from).  Give the bulb on the gas can a couple squeezes, hit the choke lever, and give the cord a couple pulls…that was probably the first motor I ever operated…and the first boat I got to drive.  The channel by the Norseman was always a hot spot, although I remember catching a bass on a Johnson Silver Minnow on the other side of Bird Island.  We’d go downlake towards Zeno’s house on occasion, but weeds were a big factor over there.  The final piece of the boating puzzle was the little green rowboat…tied to the dock.  Oh how you parents must have laughed at that little piece of entertainment…”Here kids, try the tethered rowing!  It’s FUN!”  Launching and “winterizing” were pretty simple…just pull the boats up on land and flip them over.

 

The Fish Dish certainly deserves it’s own paragraph…how I wish I still had the score sheet that assigned point values to each species and listed the places each year.  In retrospect, that Tony Graf was a pretty smart kid.  My scheme for winning played out to perfection when I caught bluegill after bluegill as others went for the bigger-point fish like bass and northern.  I won a “Genuine Georgia Cane Pole.”

 

What else did we do for fun up there?  Well, in the summer time, there was badminton, catch with the football or frisbee, bow and arrow (with an orange straight bow and a red compound bow), climbing up to the “tree fort,” and a memorable occasion when I was asked to cut down a dead tree…which I got about halfway through with the saw and then pushed over because the roots were all rotted away.  In the afternoons sometimes we’d walk to town…sometimes to just see the dam, sometimes to use the pay phone.  Another popular walk was over to visit Zeno and Irma.  I will FOREVER relish my time visiting them with Michelle early in our marriage…such wonderful people.  In winter, there was shoveling off the ice for some skating, a bit of ice fishing (BORING), and my two favorites:  sledding and snowmobiling.  As I recall, the hill at the end of the road by the boat ramp was at LEAST 200 feet tall, and our saucer sleds would nearly hit the sound barrier before launching off the ramp at the bottom and sending us flying hundreds of feet through the air and crashing to the ground in a heap of laughter.  The toboggan was at least TWICE that fast, as evidenced by Dad breaking his glasses on a headfirst run all the way out to the lake.  As for the snowmobiles, the ones I currently own will never be as dear to me as that 1971 Arctic Cat Panther 440 or the 1973 Moto Ski 340.  “If you can start it, you can ride it.”  Oh yeah I started it.  My career as the pilot of my own machine began after Mom ran us up an embankment and nearly tipped us over.  I remember every second of the near-miss on the way home from the bakery in town…running across the lake with Dad and Shel on the Moto-Ski and me behind…when suddenly the Ski stopped dead, as the bakery bag got sucked into the open air-intake.  45 mph was damn exhilarating…as was the sound of the metal cleat on the track breaking off in the tunnel!

 

Lots of memories seem to relate to food…perhaps it’s that usage of the senses that burn it into your brain.  For me, Iola was all about beef jerky and salami sticks all day, washed down with whatever pop was in the cooler.  Orange can was orange, purple can was grape, green can was ginger ale, blue can was cream soda, brown can was root beer.  Of course, one cannot omit trips to the stinky cheese factory, where my still insatiable predilection for string cheese and curds was birthed.  If we went out, it was to the Country Club across the lake, or, to the Triple O at the intersection of O and OO (I would DEMOLISH the crackers at the center of the table).  There were ill-fated trips to the Crystal CafĂ© (I think someone had bad food there once?  I DID eat there when I went up to Iola for a WORS race years ago and it was fine, lol) and The Coin…where there STILL may be people waiting to eat from 1985.  We’d go for ice cream at Gator’s Drive-In, or, head to the BIG CITY of Waupaca for some ice cream (Blue Moon, thank you) and a movie.  If we stayed home for the evening, hot dogs and brats over the campfire, followed by S’mores…and the occasion of Nick Graf walking into the lake.

 

It feels great writing these things down, but the oddest thing is happening now that my memories are tapped out…I’m feeling a great wave of sadness, just like I did when we drove away from that incredible place for the last time.  It hurt me to my soul to lose something I loved so much, I certainly left a piece of my heart in Iola.  Having that feeling still exist all these years down the road is a true testament to what that place meant to myself, and to our family.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Silver Lake

“What are you, stupid?”  This classic Uncle Larry line stated in reference to not knowing our own address on the very first pizza order to our new family gathering place just north of the IL/WI border will continue to live in infamy.  Silver Lake, WI was not the quaint, Northwoods hovel that was Iola, rather, a small vacation community with a sketchy town and a gorgeous 500 acre sand-bottom lake.  We now had double the amount of bedrooms and ½ the amount of drive time.  Strangely enough, even with the additional room, we never seemed to be up there all at once with the Graf family…most likely due to increased sport schedules for both families.  Even though Silver Lake was the shortest tenured of our second homes…in a lot of ways, it was where a VERY distinctive part of me was birthed and honed…specifically, the motorized watersport part.

 

I’ve been told that my mother hated the house from day one, and I’m not exactly aware how the decision to buy on Silver Lake was even made, but to me it was immediately two things…#1) NOT Iola, and #2) relatively weed-free.  Where Iola was a fishing lake, Silver Lake was most definitely a swimming lake.  A perfect shallow sand bottom extending out 200 feet from shore and an awesome sand bar not too much further out from that meant being in the water for DAYS.  My memories of the house itself include the bookshelf by the kitchen where I used to poach reading material from Uncle Larry and Grandpa, the awesome deck that overlooked the small front yard, the narrow tree lined driveway that was too bumpy to skate, the sauna attached to the downstairs bath (that I don’t think we ever used), and the “kids room” full of bunk beds.  The latter was rapidly decorated by me (I was in the early stages of pinning anything and everything to the wall) with a bunch of Porsche posters the previous owner had left behind.  I have fond memories of lying on the top bunk at night listening to Dr. Demento on my Walkman, and falling asleep to the sounds of INXS, Genesis, or Richard Marx.

 

I’m not even sure how or when the decision was made to purchase Jet Skis, but when we got two 1987 JS300SX stand ups, I pretty much immediately fell in love.  I know the very first ski I rode was at the Gillespie house on Bass Lake, and I know I had a LOT of fun on it…WAY more fun than water skiing or tubing or knee boarding…and that I was both amazed and excited to have the opportunity to ride our OWN skis.  This marked a very definitive end to my previously unassailable love for fishing…somehow going fast trumped sitting still in my mind…and still does.

 

Silver Lake was where I first ran afoul of THE LAW.  Firstly, it had the most ridiculous law EVER in that there was NO WAKE until 10am.  This is patently absurd when you are awake at 6am and have jet skis and a couple cans of gas to burn.  9:55am usually saw me, clad in my neon orange O’Neill wetsuit and Nike Aquasocks, in the water with my thumb on the START button.  I remember Dad riding with me at first, and occasionally Shelly, but mostly I was out there on my own.  I would mostly stick to the area closest to the house (but still quite a distance from shore due to the NO WAKE area), trying to learn new freestyle tricks and perfect my turning.  Falling off and letting go meant having to wait for the ski to circle back to you…in retrospect, probably not the greatest of design theories, lol.  The Water Patrol had something to say to me when I repeatedly fell whilst learning to tail stand …which I had to do by inducing a powerslide as I wasn’t really big enough or heavy enough to effectively sink the back end of the ski.  Shortly after, the DNR pulled me over and told me I wasn’t old enough to ride…which led to research into the rather ambiguous laws of the time…and eventually to a 6 week Coast Guard class…the lessons from which I still use today when I’m on the water.   Cousin Phil wasn’t as lucky as me, garnering a fine from the police after they determined that he had violated the NO WAKE area.  On occasion, I’d run the ski across the lake to the state park beach, or just do a loop around jumping wakes.  I remember burning through a couple tanks of gas per day…also going through batteries like they were going out of style.  Unfortunately…when the latter occurred, it meant a trip over to Lake Geneva for a new Yuasa.  It seemed that either one or the other of the 300s would not be running at any one time…and that experience taught me my first lessons on working on an engine…maintaining oil levels, changing spark plugs, swapping batteries…and eventually tearing down the motor completely, changing the head, adding an aftermarket pipe, impeller, intake grate, and new tray mats.  The addition of the 1990 550SX in the summer of 1991 was peak excellence in my young life…to this day I want another one.

 

The method of getting the skis in the water was to grab them with the beach caddy from their respective carpeted spaces in the garage, then roll them down the short grade and into the back yard, where they were bumped up to the section of pier we used to ramp down the railroad ties to the sand of the beach.  At night, we’d pull the skis up on the grass.  It was JUST hard enough that I could do it by myself but getting them back up to the garage was usually a two-person task.

 

Speaking of people, this was the time when we started bringing friends to the lake.  Shelly would bring Lisa, or Jill, or Andrea, I would have John, Alan, Jeff, Cory and Scott.  I remember having the whole XC team up there, and the handle pole breaking off the 550 shortly afterwards.  Also…one of the girls somehow managed to nearly sink one of the skis.  Teaching people how to jet ski was fun, as were the other activities we’d participate in…such as relocating the clams we’d find with tennis rackets, extreme canoeing (as invented by Phil and myself), and utilizing the pontoon boat for water skiing, tubing, and knee boarding.  Uncle Mike had gotten into golf prior to one of the Curtain family visits, and we spent some time hitting golf balls into the lake…he also quite infamously kept me awake for an entire night farting on the couch.  We’d be up with Grandpa quite often, and occasionally he would be accompanied by the clergy…in the form of Sister Gabriel and Father Gillespie.  Is it at all strange that the mass I will forever remember was the one lasting a grand total of 4.5 minutes (replete with homemade host) on the deck on a lovely summer evening?

 

Evening fun usually included walks towards town to the public beach, but mostly to Dairy Queen for a Blizzard.  Tony, Phil and I had an excursion to the local gas station turn eventful when we encountered a local kid that had been slashed by a knife…we got out of there pretty quickly!  Excursions to Lake Geneva were commonplace, and dinner out usually meant a trip a couple blocks away to Packers (which is still there…and still decorated ½ Bears, ½ Packers), or Marino’s.

 

We didn’t make it up there too often during the winter, but I won’t ever forget riding the Arctic Cat on the lake and having the fuel line fall off the carb.  The sled died, and, it being a warmer day, the snow and ice started melting and before I knew it I was in 6” of water.  I tried and tried to restart the thing, and finally found the problem and got out of there…and I STILL have a healthy fear of riding a snowmobile on a lake.  So there’s that.

 

Finally…a memory that ended up having some serious repercussions on my later life…I first heard the sounds of a big block marine engine.  Papa’s Toy was a 24’ Liberator from just down the way, with open exhaust that could be heard every time the owner fired it up.  Top Gun was a 24 Baja Sundowner, and when those two boats would be on the lake at the same time racing…well…something triggered in my soul.  This was also PRIMO Miami Vice time in Mike’s life…add these things up and the completely irrational ideal that is offshore powerboat ownership starts to take shape.

 

I was more shocked than saddened when Silver Lake was sold…I think because it more represented a break in the family ownership dynamic with the Grafs.  From now on, we’d be on a Sommer summer home journey.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Paw Paw Lake Condo

 

The first time I visited Paw Paw Lake, something was very wrong.  The afternoon prior, I had been sitting in math class when I noticed a bunch of bumps on my hands and fingers.  When I got home, Mom did what Mom would do for such things…apply calamine lotion (does anyone use that stuff any more???).  I reported back to school and jumped on the bus to the Sectional track meet, where I was to run the 2 mile.  I had not been beaten all year in that particular event, and this was the final race which would advance me to the state meet.  I led for the first ½ mile, then all energy seemed to leave my body, and I barely finished.  Something was wrong.  In the car the next morning, as we approached our new condo, I looked at my hands and some of my fingers were swollen to twice their normal size.  The calamine lotion wasn’t working.  A day or two later, I was diagnosed with mono, and finished my senior year in bed.

 

When I regained my health and my strength, one of the first places I went was Paw Paw Lake.  I remember the doctor being quite serious about the potential to rupture a kidney or spleen or something, but I wanted to play beach volleyball and ride the jet ski, and that doctor nonsense wasn’t going to stop me.  The first “friends” I brought up were Michelle, Roxanne and Kevin for a post-prom excursion.

 

Initially, we had two of the three standup jet skis from Silver Lake…one 300SX and the 550SX…as our only means of being on the water.  We were also still using the same method of launching the skis with the carrier, as we didn’t even have a lift yet.  Our condo was pretty awesome…2 bedroom second floor unit with a nice balcony overlooking the biggest beach on the lake…plus a pool and tennis courts.  The fish mural Mom had decided on when decorating took a Mike-inspired turn with the addition of a huge shark on the kitchen wall…some of my finest-ever artwork, if I do say so.

 

The first FULL summer at Paw Paw, we added our very first boat, a 19’ Four Winns dubbed “Sommer’s Here.”  We also sold the 300SX and added a Sea Doo SP sit down, and lifts for all three watercraft.  We were officially in the business of full-tilt lake house…replete with water skiing, tubing, knee boarding and a LOT of jet skiing.  Dad was particularly happy pulling people on the tube, and his proudest moment as a captain is most likely when he came back to pick me up after a particularly spectacular wipeout and saw me puking in the water.

 

Exploring our new locale included trips to the ice cream shop down the road, checking out the nearby town of South Haven, and hastily driving over to the beach off Hagar Shore Road to catch the spectacular sunsets over Lake Michigan.  The lake itself was twice the size of Silver Lake, and much busier.  Boat cruises immediately became a thing, and I remember queuing up the perfect Jimmy Buffet songs on the tape deck of the boat when taking trips around the islands.

I was in college by this time, so my experiences at the lake were limited to the summer.  I had my college teammate John up once, in addition to Michelle on occasion, plus John and Cory…with whom I perfected some seriously stupid human tricks on both the standup and sit down skis.  I acted as a “chaperone” for Shelly and her friends following her prom.  Dad and I ran the Blueberry Fest 5k…I finished second, he got beat by the Blueberry and subsequently retired from running.  We’d spend time just watching “Crazy Grandpa” from across the beach go nuts on his Sea Doo XP, and I met the Paw Paw Lake ski club.

 

The training room at Ball State wasn’t the place I expected to forever alter my experience at Paw Paw Lake, but a random conversation with Kristy when I was being treated for one of my many injuries resulted in just that.  She had been going to Paw Paw her whole life, so hooking up with her and her friends that next summer was a LOT of fun.  And beer.  Lots and lots of beer.  In all honesty, I WAS hoping to water ski with the Paw Paw Lake water ski club, but I believe that only happened ONCE…they were MUCH more interested in drinking than skiing.  I’d head out on the standup and disappear for the day…spending some time just floating alongside whichever pontoon boat had the keg, or playing beach volleyball at Robin’s house.  The only hiccup was when evening came and I had to bid them farewell when they went to the bars in South Haven…because I was not yet 21.  It is to that group of fine individuals we owe a great debt, as they were the first to show me how to invert a life jacket to facilitate buoyancy sufficient to accommodate drinking a beverage in the lake.

 

I ended each summer with a full-throttle blast around the whole lake on each of the skis…well…except for that one summer when my enjoyment was severely truncated by a broken back.  The doctors apparently frowned upon jet skiing with fractured vertebrae.  No fun.

 

I really enjoyed that condo…but Mom and Dad had…BIG PLANS.

 

 

 

 

 

Paw Paw Lake House

 

My first impression was…WOW.  What a cool house, what a cool location.  This was also the first second home that I would have a bit more “freedom” to access…being as I had my own vehicle.  This was a whole new dynamic, as I was just graduating college and on the fast track towards marriage and “adulthood”…it was SUPER cool to be able to take off on weekends and indulge in my passion for watersports…especially considering the new 750SX standup I had bought.

 

Frequent guests at that time included our friends Aaron and Heather, John and Roxanne, an increasingly present Bob, and then lots of parental invitees, like Dan and Ana, Aunt Dee, Yolanda, Aunt Cindy and Uncle Doug, Kenny and Diane, and, of course…the “perfect family”…the Rosiers.  Michelle and I threw one absolutely righteous party one Saturday night, with a bunch of friends from home and the local ski club crew…funny but I don’t remember a lot of detail from that night.

 

When Michelle and I were married, our wedding present to each other was a 750ZXi sit down ski (and a two-place trailer), and we frequented 80/94 all spring/summer/fall with that package towed behind my Jeep.  Our technique for getting them in the water was pretty dialed, as I’d launch Michelle on the sit down, and she’d tow the standup back to the house as I drove the Jeep.  The 550 went down the road to Cory (only to come back a couple years later), and the Sea Doo SP was replaced by an SPi.  There were a LOT of good times had on those machines (and some bad…as a busted steering cable on the 750 standup was another of the mechanical “experiences” jet skiing provided, lol).  Mother’s Day weekend of 1999 or 2000 saw Cory and I out on the skis with air temperature of 40 degrees, and the water a balmy 39.  This was dedication to our craft…or possibly just stupid.   We invented a game involving tennis balls and the sit down skis that was almost certainly unsafe to a high degree.  I’m also pretty sure part of my current shoulder problems were the result of dragging behind the sit down with one arm holding on, and the other holding my shorts.

 

Out of the water during those years, we frequented the bars in South Haven at night, Captain Lou’s and the Idler being the favorites.  In town, the Friendly Tavern was always the best place to eat, and when we wanted to drink local, The Bend and the infamous Club Rocadero were the places the go.  The Rocadero was legendary in its own right…no glass bottles served after 7 pm to deprive the locals of weaponry during a fight, lol.  If we stuck around home, drinks in frozen mugs were the order of the day, Mom’s slushies in particular, and my penchant for rum was born around this time.  The “Dew Rum Run” combination of Malibu and Mountain Dew was apparently too much for my heart, however, resulting in the “Dr. Death” incident, where one little fainting episode led to an overnight stay in the Coloma hospital with the diagnosis of an enlarged heart looming overhead.

 

We expanded our presence at the lake with the purchase of a rental house (the scene of another AWESOME party that included Michelle and I, Jeff, Kevin, Tori and a host of others and started at the Bend and ended with skinny dipping).  Aunt Cindy and Uncle Doug had bought a house on the lake by then, and the pole barn was built shortly afterwards.  The main house was marked for all with the upside-down mannequin legs on the sewer cover…and they took an unsolicited journey to another shore just about the same time someone went into my Jeep and helped themselves to my wallet.  Between that and the recent incidence of little kids breaking the wine bottle display Dad created our issues with the local populous were minimal.  I mixed it up with them and other vacationers at the Peach Fest 10k…taking 2nd overall and coming home just as everyone else was waking up. 

 

In 2001, things took a turn for us, as we set our sights on boating.  Dad went with me to test drive a 29 Powerquest in St. Joseph…and that event tipped off what is now a 20 year run of offshore boat ownership.  As a result, we didn’t get to spend as much time in the Coloma pad as we had in the past, but with Shelly, Bob, and the additions of Meagan and Nick, the house remained full.  Mom and Dad became social creatures of the lake and staples at the yacht club.  They formed lasting friendships with neighbors Scott and Janet and Doug and Norma.  The faithful 4 Winns went down the road, replaced by a Harris Kayot deck boat, named “Sommer Ours.”  When we DID make it up there, jet skiing was still a thing for a while, along with hanging out in the swimming hole, using the paddle boat, and one EPIC tube/squirt gun battle with the kids.

 

Winter was once again a “thing” at our second home starting in 2007 when Michelle and I bought snowmobiles.  We got to explore southwest MI via sled, with the best stop being the late Keeler Keg.  We got Dad out a couple times, but he had a bad juju with the sleds, and they always seemed to break with him riding.  Our extra sled “Polly” did not seem to care for him, and we had to leave her on the side of the trail once when the suspension broke, and another time it wouldn’t fire on all three cylinders.  We tried to rectify that one by putting him on BZ’s Apex…only to have that sled lose a bearing a mile from the trailhead.  He gave up snowmobiling at that point.  The one time my boating crew went snowmobiling in Coloma, both the Friendly Tavern and T’s Tap somehow ran out of Grey Goose, Dennis launched Brian into (and through) the wall, and I VERY fortunately woke up in time to direct BZ to the bathroom.  Probably a good thing this only happened once.

 

These past couple years, we’ve been getting up to Coloma a bit more.  The house is remodeled, the Harris has been replaced by a pontoon boat, the jet skis are all gone, so we’ve concentrated on other activities.  Biking around the lake has been replaced by some more adventurous road rides, and more recently by mountain biking at Yankee Springs, Fort Custer, and the SUPER close trail at Andrews University.  Kayaks and the standup paddleboard have replaced the jet skis, and resulted in some pretty cool experiences including being out on the lake at night in the middle of thousands of migratory birds and paddling the Paw Paw River.  Boat rides have become cocktailing events as opposed to watersport events.  In short, we seem to have slowed down a bit, but still, we’ve enjoyed every second…in our second home.

 

 

It’s really hard to write a conclusion to this compendium.  There are so many emotions at play, so many memories, so many good times.  The biggest issue is trying to wrap my head around just how big a role these places played in actually shaping me as a person.  In many ways, they taught me to love the outdoors, boats, wildlife, and the trappings of two great states.  More importantly, they served their intended purpose of bringing us all together as a family.  We all grew up together in these places, we all grew closer in these places.  I’ve gone from the kid who couldn’t wait to get out of bed and go fishing to the guy who can’t wait to have a cocktail or two with my parents on the deck, and it has been one hell of a fun journey to this point.

 

So, to Mom, Dad, Michelle, Shelly, Bob, Meagan and Nick, I want to say thank you.  I’m so lucky to have such an incredible family.  I love you all.  Thank you for all these years.  Cent’Anni.