Friday, December 17, 2021

 2020 Happened.

Colorado for Christmas to New Years.  I was SOOOOO sick. (thanks Aunt Pat).  Rode with Bob, then G and G and the girls, also Tony and his kids and spent NY in Breck with the Baltas.  Couple good powder days in Vail too.  And a super fast day at A Basin for me.

Snowmobile season...we rented with Ricky Donny.  Had place to ourselves almost every weekend.  Was quite good.  Fatbiked and XC skied at meltdown.

Went to...THE OPERA.

Feb trip to Breck/Vail with Dave, Burak and Eddie was the last of the NORMAL.  Covid hits US while we are sliding down mountains.

SPRING OF COVID.  We avoid everyone all the time.  Bike and paddle in MI (nighttime paddle among the birds on Paw Paw!), ride mtb in MI, IN, WI and IL.  Michelle is out of school...spring break canceled. 

Land Between Lakes for Memorial Day is excellent.

Fortunately...June trip to UT is a GO.  Fly into Vegas, hike Zion, visit Bryce, meet CREW in Hurricane (ride Gooseberry Mesa), 6 day Western Spirit trip to North Rim of Grand Canyon.  It snows in June and we poop in a bucket.  Area catches fire while we are there, but we escape.  Amazing trip, amazing people.

Off to northern MI...da YOOP.  Rode in Wausau on way up, camped on Superior, float plane to Isle Royale, dodged mooses, THE NIGHT OF THE MOOSE, rode Michigan Tech, then off to Marquette.  Rode two days, then back down to WI.  Camped and rode in the Northwoods.  Excellent trip...away from people.

Next trip was to Bellaire, MI...Torch Lake with the boat, Glacial Hills Trails.  Really nice trip.

Land Between Lakes again for Labor Day.  Brown County in the fall. Colorado for Columbus Day...puked on Chihauhua Lake hike.

C6P and Southside Mehpic were a thing.  Mesa bonfire.  Michelle got Covid.  Mike did not.

Strange masked Thanksgiving and Christmas.  Low key...was actually pretty nice.

Rented Pickeral Lodge with Rich, Duke and BZ for sled season.  Early trip up in Dec...dropped trailer, moved in, and boarded/skied at Granite Peak.

Headed to UTAH after Christmas to welcome in 2021.




Tuesday, December 7, 2021

December 7, 1991

 Humility.

I got dosed in a big way my senior year in high school.  Here's the story of the kneecapping of my competitive drive, and the resultant zen of just being the best "me" I could be.

I was a pretty good runner in high school.  Like...I ran, and I had fun, and by doing this, I somehow finished ahead of most others.  In terms of ego, as a 17 year old male person, this was a REALLY good thing.  I'd always been a very competitive person... memories of losing soccer games still tramp upon raw nerves...and being the guy on the team that wouldn't necessarily yell at my teammates that weren't performing and instead going  and doing their jobs FOR them...has been a habit I continue to live with to this day.  Resentment of my doing so probably exists in my wake...but I can't change that.  Meh.  I was, and still am to a degree, a jerk.  It's always good to recognize and admit your shortcomings.

The end of my senior year cross country season was a pretty terrific time in my life.  I had an incredible group of friends, a girlfriend that would eventually become my wife, and a future that was most likely going to include college and running....although I wasn't sure where or to what degree.  I was taking things...in stride.  I'd been challenged during the season, but finished most races on the podium.  Per usual, being a fairly magnanimous person, I was friendly even with my racing rivals, and looked forward to every meet when I knew there was someone to gun for.  I won the conference meet on the toughest course in the state by over a minute, but I was more excited that my team brought home the trophy with an outstanding overall performance.  The regional meet saw me cramp up in a pouring rainstorm and finishing second to my rival George from Lincolnway...he and I had traded wins all season...a worthy adversary for sure.  Sectionals was a battle for the ages in my mind...and wound up with myself and three other guys I'd raced hard with all year breaking away from the rest in a race that...when it ended...saw me having to thaw my shoelaces before I could take off my spikes.  I qualified out of the sectional, but, sadly, my team did not.

At the state meet the year prior, I basically lost the race before I even got to the starting line. Again, as the only qualifier from my school, I was riding a wave of hubris brought on by the whole guys and girls team coming down to Peoria to support my efforts...and my 71st place finish was disappointing to everyone (mainly me)...my brain and my heart just wasn't in the right place.  Senior year, however, was different.  I was focused, I knew the competition, and I knew I had a real shot.

When raceday arrived, I felt great.  Once again, the guys and girls teams came down to watch, along with my parents and their friends...but I didn't pay attention to this...I had a race to attend to.  A couple inches of snow had fallen on the night prior, and I took that as a sign.  Adverse conditions were my favorite (years of playing soccer in ALL kinds of weather made me look forward to ridiculous condiitons.)  I handed my start-line bag to my friend Kevin.  Off I went on a warm-up run with my long-time running pal Jeff.  I felt great, the sun was shining...this was going to be my day.

The loudspeaker at the start line announced 10 minutes before the start...runners should find their boxes and get lined up.  I was wearing my racing shorts, training shoes, warmup pants, a base layer, and a sweatshirt, ready to strip off the pants, change into my spikes and my jersey, and do some pullouts...when someone asked...where's Kevin?  I didn't panic at first, 10 minutes is a long time to just basically change shoes...but then we were down to 5 minutes...and no Kevin.  When the 2 minute warning was called, they asked anyone without a race number to leave the start area...and I didn't have one.  After that...I don't remember much.  I heard the gun go off, but I was not in the race.  I saw my dad spike his video camera into the ground and I lost it.

The time that followed was NOT pleasant.  I knew I'd missed something HUGE, and I knew that it was something I'd never, ever forget...but chief among my feelings was how horrible my friend Kevin must have felt.  He didn't know what he had in that bag, and he was waiting for me to go by at the mile marker with his camera.  I can only imagine how devastated he was when he figured out why I wasn't in the leading group of runners...or in the race at all.  I had the whole team over to our house the next weekend, including Kevin, and made it known to everyone that I placed NO blame.  Kevin is still a friend today, and that is far more important than any race.

It was a lesson in life that was a bit harsh, but it was one that really changed my mindset when it came to competition.  I turned inward for answers, and was surprisingly satisfied by how simple they proved to be.  My harsh competitive edge was dulled forever...replaced by appreciation.   I basically learned the hard way to appreciate my own abilities.  From here on out, it was...go run, have fun, and the chips fall where they may.  The "have fun" part being the pertinent piece...just because life can SEEM cruel in a certain circumstance...that's really just LIFE.

My newly "zen" mindspace was supplemented by a phone call mere days after the state meet tragedy.  From my days in junior high...my fledgling days as a runner (I was just a soccer player that ran back then)...my chief rival was John.  He'd beat me, then I'd beat him, then he'd beat me again...most notably a certified ass-beating at conference in 8th grade in the mile.  We were, however, friendly rivals.  He, and his older brother, and some other former junior high compatriots ran for Stagg High School, our closest regional rivals, and the friendly rivalry continued through that time.  Now...my phone was ringing and John was on the other end.  We'd never really spoken outside of competition, so it was a BIT odd, but I was just overwhelmed when he expressed his condolences for what happened at state.  Truly an amazing gesture...but there was more.  John was calling to tell me about the Northview Track Club...which he and his brother and some of the other Stagg runners had been involved with in the past...and the AAU Junior Olympic cross country competition that continued for the next couple months.  He suggested I give the coach a call, go to a practice, and see where that could lead.  

I had nothing to lose (and nothing really to do), so I asked a couple of my teammates if they wanted to try this Northview thing.  Jeff, Brian, Karen and Pat were all game...and I decided to pass along the "good karma" vibe started by John, and called up one of my closest rivals, George, from Lincolnway ...to join us...which he did.  We hit a couple of indoor track workouts, and met another great group of people...a bunch of Illinois best runners at that, including the guy that had won the state meet I'd missed.  I was having a TON of fun, and running really well.  There were two local meets, and I qualified (along with my friends) for the AAU National Championship in Birmingham, AL.  So...we went.

Karen, Pat, Brian, George and myself...along with the rest of the Northview team...ended up toeing the line at the Magic City Runner's Park (a dedicated 5k cross country course) on December 7, 1991.  Being an avid student of the Pearl Harbor attack, I was more than a little aware of the "infamy" of the date...and was anxious to see if I might make it infamous on a personal level as well.  Our Northview uniforms were black long-sleeved shirts...and conditions in IL in November had justified them.  However, the beautiful sun and 70 degree temps of Alabama had us all cutting those sleeves off...so our uniforms were...rudimentary...shall we say?  Anyway...the race.  Previewing the course the day before, I was immediately in love.  It was hilly, twisty, wooded in spots...a perfect cross country course.  I was stoked.  From the gun, I just settled in at the front, with my teammates Scott and Pat J. (the IL state champ) in a group of 10-15.  We sailed through the first couple miles, and I was attacking on the hills and dropped much of the group...it was down to 5 with a mile or so to go.  Scott, who had finished 3rd in IL state, the IN state champ, and the guy who had placed 2nd in PA were among the last with me at the front...and after the last big hill, I found myself in 2nd place behind the PA guy with about 1/4 mile to go.

I have never had a great kick.  I'm an amazingly consistent runner...I hit a speed and can sustain it...but dropping a gear and flying to the finish has never been a trait of mine.  But that day was different.  I was already in a state of amazement at just how well I was doing (I had set a goal of top 10 or 15)...but I remember thinking to myself...why not run that guy down?  It was one of those surreal moments in life when everything seems to slow...and I can remember that thought so clearly even 30 years hence.  So I dropped the hammer.  

I flew past the first place guy with about 100 meters to go, and just kept pulling hard.  I'd NEVER finished a race that that before...it was like my legs were totally fresh.  I threw my hands in the air at the line...and then put my face in my hands and walked away from the finish.  Before anyone got there to congratulate me...I just took off my jersey and whipped it in the air.  I could NOT believe it.  Things got very real when my dad found me and crushed me with a hug, and later I was mobbed by my teammates doing same.

I never thought of it as "redemption."  I took it for face value...it was a great race, and somehow I'd pulled off a win.  It was, in retrospect, probably one of the best races I ever ran...I broke the course record by 30 seconds...but it was the feeling of flying along at that finish that resonates.  I don't think about it often, but when I do, my heart swells with satisfaction...not just from the race, but because of the hilly, twisty way I'd arrived there.  Natural ability put me on the course, but my family, my friends, and my competitors made this win special...infamous even.










Tuesday, August 24, 2021

A Summery of Sommer Summers Past

 

A Summery of Sommer Summers Past

 

Family.  It has always been about family.  Appreciation for such a thing as family only increases with the passing of time and the gaining of wisdom, and at age 47, I’m well past the point of knowing just how lucky I have been in this life regarding that thing.  For OUR family, a major ingredient in our bond has been our ever-present home away from home.  Call it a cottage, call it a “summer home,” call it a lake house…the semantics don’t really matter, nor does the form or the location…it is and always will be…about family.

 

For myself, this memoir is both catharsis and a way to preserve the memories and feelings of my youth that I will carry with me throughout my journey on this mortal coil.  For everyone else, I just want to provide some laughter, a touchstone to our past, and convey the appreciation I have for those I hold dearest in this world.

 

IOLA

 

Wisconsin is and always will be my favorite state, thanks largely to the memories I’m about to recite, but also because of its unassuming homeyness, its plentiful gin mills, its cheese curds…and even the Green Bay Packers.  To this day, I just feel at home in Wisconsin…and that feeling was cultivated and took root in the center of America’s Dairyland (as the yellow license plates declared) …a town of 957 people, home of the old-time car show…Iola.

 

The neighboring towns of Scandanavia (population 292), Amherst and Rosholt could not boast of having an NFL quarterback in their palmares, yet Iola’s most famous son holds the league record for most interceptions…most of them tossed in the direction of Hall of Fame receiver Steve Largent in Seattle.  The billboard outside of town proclaiming Dave Craig’s birthplace was quite literally a sign for young Mike that the long ride in the blue van (later a yellow van), was coming to an exciting end.

 

And those van rides…we played the alphabet game (it was slightly easier when Zenith was still in business), the license plate game, Trivial Pursuit, and the ever-famous “WILL you kids shut UP!” game.  I remember laying under the bench seat listening to the exhaust after the muffler fell off on one trip and learning new and exciting words from Dad when 294 was backed up or under construction (which it inevitably was).

 

We’d get there in the dead of night (or at least it always seemed that way).  I recall having to shovel our way into the driveway way back when winters were winters.  We’d unlock the doors and Dad would have to make his way to the crawlspace to turn on the water and the heat, while Mom would get our sleeping bags out so Shelly and I could stay warm until the house heated up.  It was my first experience with late night TV…on a black and white television repleat with rabbit ear antennas.   All I know is that I couldn’t sleep because even though it was late, I was too excited for the morning.

 

Sleeping arrangements and general layout of the two-bedroom A-frame are a wonderful mystery to me even now.  The narrow staircase behind the fireplace, the kitchen with the calendar hanging on the pantry door with various species of birds on it (I picked the bluejay as my favorite, and it remains so to this day).  There were two stools with steps built in for us short kids to sit on a breakfast.  I always picked the Green Bay Packers glasses over the Bears when it came time to eat…although I remember the Smurf and McDonalds themed glasswear (one of the reasons my FAVORITE snowmobile bar…Wittig’s Point in Boulder Junction…has this esteemed status is because THEY HAVE THE SAME GLASSES!)   Pullout couches in the living room, and the two slant-ceilinged bedrooms somehow housed TWELVE of us when we were at maximum-Graf/Sommer populous.  At least by that time, Rose’s Roost was built, and when the weather was right, a bunch of kids could “sleep” in the loft (or, in my case, stay awake reading “Harry and Charlie” columns in BassMaster magazine with my cousin Phil.  For the record, I currently own and have read the entire archives (four volume’s worth) of H and C…and it’s STILL funny).  It’s tough to forget the insane amount of laughter that was generated when the trundle bed folded up on Phil.  At this point, I find myself wondering what ever happened to that awesome rug depicting the bullfight?

 

There are moments of legend and lore in our family that I did not personally witness, but this recollection would be incomplete should I fail to mention them:  Chiefly, Grandpa’s prescient invention of the Bass-O-Matic, and Mom’s infamous encounter with the stairs following an evening with Yukon Jack.  To this day…I’ve never tasted Yukon Jack…I wonder if Mom has had any since?  Looking back, I’m guessing alcohol might have fueled quite a bit of the adult entertainment…all I know is that my earliest recollection of a bar was it being referred to as a “gin mill,” and oh…it had the St. Paulie Girl poster.  To this day, a good northern WI bar is among my favorite places on the planet.

 

I’ve always been an early riser.  I remember staring endlessly at the tiny white alarm clock with it’s softly glowing orange face…just WAITING for the appointed hour when I could get out of bed and go FISHING.  Ideally…rising early going fishing with Grandpa was the ultimate plan…however, a solid 90% of the time, I’d be bounding down the stairs fully dressed and ready to rock only to find a snoring elder…so I’d have to make my way quietly past and head out to the piers to drown some worms until called in for breakfast.

 

Fishing was the end-all/be-all of my Iola existence.  We’d grab a couple tubs of nightcrawlers and a bucket of minnows at Sportsman’s in town…I’d always want a lure, but never got one (probably because I wouldn’t have known what to do with it, lol).  There were two piers, one with the boat lift attached and one in the center of the shoreline…the one by the lift was often too weeded up to fish off…but it had the distinction of being the place where Mom saved my life after I fell in.  The secret to fishing off the other pier was to bait the hook and cast…and catch a fish.  Every. Damn. Time.  If you wanted a BIG fish, you hooked a minnow and cast out to the lily pads…and waited an hour or so…then reeled in a northern.  It was pretty simple, really.  If you wanted perch or bass, you popped over to Dave’s pier next door.  I never knew Dave, or even SAW Dave, but I really liked fishing off his pier.  Bullheads were the worst.  If you caught one, you needed the spikey glove from Grandpa’s tackle box to get if off the line…and then you chucked it into Friestedt’s yard.  As a kid, I thought this served two purposes…1) to rid the lake of “uglies,” and 2) for some reason, we didn’t like Friestedt.  I’m guessing that ended up being some fertile land.

 

If you DID get to go out on the boat (after Grandpa woke up), you had options.  There was a silver v-bottom aluminum boat that seldom got used, a greenish aluminum v-bottom that, as I recall, had an Evinrude motor on it and leaked, and then there was the red fiberglass tri-hull with the 7.5 hp Johnson (I’m just now putting together where my penchant for red boats may have come from).  Give the bulb on the gas can a couple squeezes, hit the choke lever, and give the cord a couple pulls…that was probably the first motor I ever operated…and the first boat I got to drive.  The channel by the Norseman was always a hot spot, although I remember catching a bass on a Johnson Silver Minnow on the other side of Bird Island.  We’d go downlake towards Zeno’s house on occasion, but weeds were a big factor over there.  The final piece of the boating puzzle was the little green rowboat…tied to the dock.  Oh how you parents must have laughed at that little piece of entertainment…”Here kids, try the tethered rowing!  It’s FUN!”  Launching and “winterizing” were pretty simple…just pull the boats up on land and flip them over.

 

The Fish Dish certainly deserves it’s own paragraph…how I wish I still had the score sheet that assigned point values to each species and listed the places each year.  In retrospect, that Tony Graf was a pretty smart kid.  My scheme for winning played out to perfection when I caught bluegill after bluegill as others went for the bigger-point fish like bass and northern.  I won a “Genuine Georgia Cane Pole.”

 

What else did we do for fun up there?  Well, in the summer time, there was badminton, catch with the football or frisbee, bow and arrow (with an orange straight bow and a red compound bow), climbing up to the “tree fort,” and a memorable occasion when I was asked to cut down a dead tree…which I got about halfway through with the saw and then pushed over because the roots were all rotted away.  In the afternoons sometimes we’d walk to town…sometimes to just see the dam, sometimes to use the pay phone.  Another popular walk was over to visit Zeno and Irma.  I will FOREVER relish my time visiting them with Michelle early in our marriage…such wonderful people.  In winter, there was shoveling off the ice for some skating, a bit of ice fishing (BORING), and my two favorites:  sledding and snowmobiling.  As I recall, the hill at the end of the road by the boat ramp was at LEAST 200 feet tall, and our saucer sleds would nearly hit the sound barrier before launching off the ramp at the bottom and sending us flying hundreds of feet through the air and crashing to the ground in a heap of laughter.  The toboggan was at least TWICE that fast, as evidenced by Dad breaking his glasses on a headfirst run all the way out to the lake.  As for the snowmobiles, the ones I currently own will never be as dear to me as that 1971 Arctic Cat Panther 440 or the 1973 Moto Ski 340.  “If you can start it, you can ride it.”  Oh yeah I started it.  My career as the pilot of my own machine began after Mom ran us up an embankment and nearly tipped us over.  I remember every second of the near-miss on the way home from the bakery in town…running across the lake with Dad and Shel on the Moto-Ski and me behind…when suddenly the Ski stopped dead, as the bakery bag got sucked into the open air-intake.  45 mph was damn exhilarating…as was the sound of the metal cleat on the track breaking off in the tunnel!

 

Lots of memories seem to relate to food…perhaps it’s that usage of the senses that burn it into your brain.  For me, Iola was all about beef jerky and salami sticks all day, washed down with whatever pop was in the cooler.  Orange can was orange, purple can was grape, green can was ginger ale, blue can was cream soda, brown can was root beer.  Of course, one cannot omit trips to the stinky cheese factory, where my still insatiable predilection for string cheese and curds was birthed.  If we went out, it was to the Country Club across the lake, or, to the Triple O at the intersection of O and OO (I would DEMOLISH the crackers at the center of the table).  There were ill-fated trips to the Crystal CafĂ© (I think someone had bad food there once?  I DID eat there when I went up to Iola for a WORS race years ago and it was fine, lol) and The Coin…where there STILL may be people waiting to eat from 1985.  We’d go for ice cream at Gator’s Drive-In, or, head to the BIG CITY of Waupaca for some ice cream (Blue Moon, thank you) and a movie.  If we stayed home for the evening, hot dogs and brats over the campfire, followed by S’mores…and the occasion of Nick Graf walking into the lake.

 

It feels great writing these things down, but the oddest thing is happening now that my memories are tapped out…I’m feeling a great wave of sadness, just like I did when we drove away from that incredible place for the last time.  It hurt me to my soul to lose something I loved so much, I certainly left a piece of my heart in Iola.  Having that feeling still exist all these years down the road is a true testament to what that place meant to myself, and to our family.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Silver Lake

“What are you, stupid?”  This classic Uncle Larry line stated in reference to not knowing our own address on the very first pizza order to our new family gathering place just north of the IL/WI border will continue to live in infamy.  Silver Lake, WI was not the quaint, Northwoods hovel that was Iola, rather, a small vacation community with a sketchy town and a gorgeous 500 acre sand-bottom lake.  We now had double the amount of bedrooms and ½ the amount of drive time.  Strangely enough, even with the additional room, we never seemed to be up there all at once with the Graf family…most likely due to increased sport schedules for both families.  Even though Silver Lake was the shortest tenured of our second homes…in a lot of ways, it was where a VERY distinctive part of me was birthed and honed…specifically, the motorized watersport part.

 

I’ve been told that my mother hated the house from day one, and I’m not exactly aware how the decision to buy on Silver Lake was even made, but to me it was immediately two things…#1) NOT Iola, and #2) relatively weed-free.  Where Iola was a fishing lake, Silver Lake was most definitely a swimming lake.  A perfect shallow sand bottom extending out 200 feet from shore and an awesome sand bar not too much further out from that meant being in the water for DAYS.  My memories of the house itself include the bookshelf by the kitchen where I used to poach reading material from Uncle Larry and Grandpa, the awesome deck that overlooked the small front yard, the narrow tree lined driveway that was too bumpy to skate, the sauna attached to the downstairs bath (that I don’t think we ever used), and the “kids room” full of bunk beds.  The latter was rapidly decorated by me (I was in the early stages of pinning anything and everything to the wall) with a bunch of Porsche posters the previous owner had left behind.  I have fond memories of lying on the top bunk at night listening to Dr. Demento on my Walkman, and falling asleep to the sounds of INXS, Genesis, or Richard Marx.

 

I’m not even sure how or when the decision was made to purchase Jet Skis, but when we got two 1987 JS300SX stand ups, I pretty much immediately fell in love.  I know the very first ski I rode was at the Gillespie house on Bass Lake, and I know I had a LOT of fun on it…WAY more fun than water skiing or tubing or knee boarding…and that I was both amazed and excited to have the opportunity to ride our OWN skis.  This marked a very definitive end to my previously unassailable love for fishing…somehow going fast trumped sitting still in my mind…and still does.

 

Silver Lake was where I first ran afoul of THE LAW.  Firstly, it had the most ridiculous law EVER in that there was NO WAKE until 10am.  This is patently absurd when you are awake at 6am and have jet skis and a couple cans of gas to burn.  9:55am usually saw me, clad in my neon orange O’Neill wetsuit and Nike Aquasocks, in the water with my thumb on the START button.  I remember Dad riding with me at first, and occasionally Shelly, but mostly I was out there on my own.  I would mostly stick to the area closest to the house (but still quite a distance from shore due to the NO WAKE area), trying to learn new freestyle tricks and perfect my turning.  Falling off and letting go meant having to wait for the ski to circle back to you…in retrospect, probably not the greatest of design theories, lol.  The Water Patrol had something to say to me when I repeatedly fell whilst learning to tail stand …which I had to do by inducing a powerslide as I wasn’t really big enough or heavy enough to effectively sink the back end of the ski.  Shortly after, the DNR pulled me over and told me I wasn’t old enough to ride…which led to research into the rather ambiguous laws of the time…and eventually to a 6 week Coast Guard class…the lessons from which I still use today when I’m on the water.   Cousin Phil wasn’t as lucky as me, garnering a fine from the police after they determined that he had violated the NO WAKE area.  On occasion, I’d run the ski across the lake to the state park beach, or just do a loop around jumping wakes.  I remember burning through a couple tanks of gas per day…also going through batteries like they were going out of style.  Unfortunately…when the latter occurred, it meant a trip over to Lake Geneva for a new Yuasa.  It seemed that either one or the other of the 300s would not be running at any one time…and that experience taught me my first lessons on working on an engine…maintaining oil levels, changing spark plugs, swapping batteries…and eventually tearing down the motor completely, changing the head, adding an aftermarket pipe, impeller, intake grate, and new tray mats.  The addition of the 1990 550SX in the summer of 1991 was peak excellence in my young life…to this day I want another one.

 

The method of getting the skis in the water was to grab them with the beach caddy from their respective carpeted spaces in the garage, then roll them down the short grade and into the back yard, where they were bumped up to the section of pier we used to ramp down the railroad ties to the sand of the beach.  At night, we’d pull the skis up on the grass.  It was JUST hard enough that I could do it by myself but getting them back up to the garage was usually a two-person task.

 

Speaking of people, this was the time when we started bringing friends to the lake.  Shelly would bring Lisa, or Jill, or Andrea, I would have John, Alan, Jeff, Cory and Scott.  I remember having the whole XC team up there, and the handle pole breaking off the 550 shortly afterwards.  Also…one of the girls somehow managed to nearly sink one of the skis.  Teaching people how to jet ski was fun, as were the other activities we’d participate in…such as relocating the clams we’d find with tennis rackets, extreme canoeing (as invented by Phil and myself), and utilizing the pontoon boat for water skiing, tubing, and knee boarding.  Uncle Mike had gotten into golf prior to one of the Curtain family visits, and we spent some time hitting golf balls into the lake…he also quite infamously kept me away for an entire night farting on the couch.  We’d be up with Grandpa quite often, and occasionally he would be accompanied by the clergy…in the form of Sister Gabriel and Father Gillespie.  Is it at all strange that the mass I will forever remember was the one lasting a grand total of 4.5 minutes (replete with homemade host) on the deck on a lovely summer evening?

 

Evening fun usually included walks towards town to the public beach, but mostly to Dairy Queen for a Blizzard.  Tony, Phil and I had an excursion to the local gas station turn eventful when we encountered a local kid that had been slashed by a knife…we got out of there pretty quickly!  Excursions to Lake Geneva were commonplace, and dinner out usually meant a trip a couple blocks away to Packers (which is still there…and still decorated ½ Bears, ½ Packers), or Marino’s.

 

We didn’t make it up there too often during the winter, but I won’t ever forget riding the Arctic Cat on the lake and having the fuel line fall off the carb.  The sled died, and, it being a warmer day, the snow and ice started melting and before I knew it I was in 6” of water.  I tried and tried to restart the thing, and finally found the problem and got out of there…and I STILL have a healthy fear of riding a snowmobile on a lake.  So there’s that.

 

Finally…a memory that ended up having some serious repercussions on my later life…I first heard the sounds of a big block marine engine.  Papa’s Toy was a 24’ Liberator from just down the way, with open exhaust that could be heard every time the owner fired it up.  Top Gun was a 24 Baja Sundowner, and when those two boats would be on the lake at the same time racing…well…something triggered in my soul.  This was also PRIMO Miami Vice time in Mike’s life…add these things up and the completely irrational ideal that is offshore powerboat ownership starts to take shape.

 

I was more shocked than saddened when Silver Lake was sold…I think because it more represented a break in the family ownership dynamic with the Grafs.  From now on, we’d be on a Sommer summer home journey.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Paw Paw Lake Condo

 

The first time I visited Paw Paw Lake, something was very wrong.  The afternoon prior, I had been sitting in math class when I noticed a bunch of bumps on my hands and fingers.  When I got home, Mom did what Mom would do for such things…apply calamine lotion (does anyone use that stuff any more???).  I reported back to school and jumped on the bus to the Sectional track meet, where I was to run the 2 mile.  I had not been beaten all year in that particular event, and this was the final race which would advance me to the state meet.  I led for the first ½ mile, then all energy seemed to leave my body, and I barely finished.  Something was wrong.  In the car the next morning, as we approached our new condo, I looked at my hands and some of my fingers were swollen to twice their normal size.  The calamine lotion wasn’t working.  A day or two later, I was diagnosed with mono, and finished my senior year in bed.

 

When I regained my health and my strength, one of the first places I went was Paw Paw Lake.  I remember the doctor being quite serious about the potential to rupture a kidney or spleen or something, but I wanted to play beach volleyball and ride the jet ski, and that doctor nonsense wasn’t going to stop me.  The first “friends” I brought up were Michelle, Roxanne and Kevin for a post-prom excursion.

 

Initially, we had two of the three standup jet skis from Silver Lake…one 300SX and the 550SX…as our only means of being on the water.  We were also still using the same method of launching the skis with the carrier, as we didn’t even have a lift yet.  Our condo was pretty awesome…2 bedroom second floor unit with a nice balcony overlooking the biggest beach on the lake…plus a pool and tennis courts.  The fish mural Mom had decided on when decorating took a Mike-inspired turn with the addition of a huge shark on the kitchen wall…some of my finest-ever artwork, if I do say so.

 

The first FULL summer at Paw Paw, we added our very first boat, a 19’ Four Winns dubbed “Sommer’s Here.”  We also sold the 300SX and added a Sea Doo SP sit down, and lifts for all three watercraft.  We were officially in the business of full-tilt lake house…replete with water skiing, tubing, knee boarding and a LOT of jet skiing.  Dad was particularly happy pulling people on the tube, and his proudest moment as a captain is most likely when he came back to pick me up after a particularly spectacular wipeout and saw me puking in the water.

 

Exploring our new locale included trips to the ice cream shop down the road, checking out the nearby town of South Haven, and hastily driving over to the beach off Hagar Shore Road to catch the spectacular sunsets over Lake Michigan.  The lake itself was twice the size of Silver Lake, and much busier.  Boat cruises immediately became a thing, and I remember queuing up the perfect Jimmy Buffet songs on the tape deck of the boat when taking trips around the islands.

I was in college by this time, so my experiences at the lake were limited to the summer.  I had my college teammate John up once, in addition to Michelle on occasion, plus John and Cory…with whom I perfected some seriously stupid human tricks on both the standup and sit down skis.  I acted as a “chaperone” for Shelly and her friends following her prom.  Dad and I ran the Blueberry Fest 5k…I finished second, he got beat by the Blueberry and subsequently retired from running.  We’d spend time just watching “Crazy Grandpa” from across the beach go nuts on his Sea Doo XP, and I met the Paw Paw Lake ski club.

 

The training room at Ball State wasn’t the place I expected to forever alter my experience at Paw Paw Lake, but a random conversation with Kristy when I was being treated for one of my many injuries resulted in just that.  She had been going to Paw Paw her whole life, so hooking up with her and her friends that next summer was a LOT of fun.  And beer.  Lots and lots of beer.  In all honesty, I WAS hoping to water ski with the Paw Paw Lake water ski club, but I believe that only happened ONCE…they were MUCH more interested in drinking than skiing.  I’d head out on the standup and disappear for the day…spending some time just floating alongside whichever pontoon boat had the keg, or playing beach volleyball at Robin’s house.  The only hiccup was when evening came and I had to bid them farewell when they went to the bars in South Haven…because I was not yet 21.  It is to that group of fine individuals we owe a great debt, as they were the first to show me how to invert a life jacket to facilitate buoyancy sufficient to accommodate drinking a beverage in the lake.

 

I ended each summer with a full-throttle blast around the whole lake on each of the skis…well…except for that one summer when my enjoyment was severely truncated by a broken back.  The doctors apparently frowned upon jet skiing with fractured vertebrae.  No fun.

 

I really enjoyed that condo…but Mom and Dad had…BIG PLANS.

 

 

 

 

 

Paw Paw Lake House

 

My first impression was…WOW.  What a cool house, what a cool location.  This was also the first second home that I would have a bit more “freedom” to access…being as I had my own vehicle.  This was a whole new dynamic, as I was just graduating college and on the fast track towards marriage and “adulthood”…it was SUPER cool to be able to take off on weekends and indulge in my passion for watersports…especially considering the new 750SX standup I had bought.

 

Frequent guests at that time included our friends Aaron and Heather, John and Roxanne, an increasingly present Bob, and then lots of parental invitees, like Dan and Ana, Aunt Dee, Yolanda, Aunt Cindy and Uncle Doug, Kenny and Diane, and, of course…the “perfect family”…the Rosiers.  Michelle and I threw one absolutely righteous party one Saturday night, with a bunch of friends from home and the local ski club crew…funny but I don’t remember a lot of detail from that night.

 

When Michelle and I were married, our wedding present to each other was a 750ZXi sit down ski (and a two-place trailer), and we frequented 80/94 all spring/summer/fall with that package towed behind my Jeep.  Our technique for getting them in the water was pretty dialed, as I’d launch Michelle on the sit down, and she’d tow the standup back to the house as I drove the Jeep.  The 550 went down the road to Cory (only to come back a couple years later), and the Sea Doo SP was replaced by an SPi.  There were a LOT of good times had on those machines (and some bad…as a busted steering cable on the 750 standup was another of the mechanical “experiences” jet skiing provided, lol).  Mother’s Day weekend of 1999 or 2000 saw Cory and I out on the skis with air temperature of 40 degrees, and the water a balmy 39.  This was dedication to our craft…or possibly just stupid.   We invented a game involving tennis balls and the sit down skis that was almost certainly unsafe to a high degree.  I’m also pretty sure part of my current shoulder problems were the result of dragging behind the sit down with one arm holding on, and the other holding my shorts.

 

Out of the water during those years, we frequented the bars in South Haven at night, Captain Lou’s and the Idler being the favorites.  In town, the Friendly Tavern was always the best place to eat, and when we wanted to drink local, The Bend and the infamous Club Rocadero were the places the go.  The Rocadero was legendary in its own right…no glass bottles served after 7 pm to deprive the locals of weaponry during a fight, lol.  If we stuck around home, drinks in frozen mugs were the order of the day, Mom’s slushies in particular, and my penchant for rum was born around this time.  The “Dew Rum Run” combination of Malibu and Mountain Dew was apparently too much for my heart, however, resulting in the “Dr. Death” incident, where one little fainting episode led to an overnight stay in the Coloma hospital with the diagnosis of an enlarged heart looming overhead.

 

We expanded our presence at the lake with the purchase of a rental house (the scene of another AWESOME party that included Michelle and I, Jeff, Kevin, Tori and a host of others and started at the Bend and ended with skinny dipping).  Aunt Cindy and Uncle Doug had bought a house on the lake by then, and the pole barn was built shortly afterwards.  The main house was marked for all with the upside-down mannequin legs on the sewer cover…and they took an unsolicited journey to another shore just about the same time someone went into my Jeep and helped themselves to my wallet.  Between that and the recent incidence of little kids breaking the wine bottle display Dad created our issues with the local populous were minimal.  I mixed it up with them and other vacationers at the Peach Fest 10k…taking 2nd overall and coming home just as everyone else was waking up. 

 

In 2001, things took a turn for us, as we set our sights on boating.  Dad went with me to test drive a 29 Powerquest in St. Joseph…and that event tipped off what is now a 20 year run of offshore boat ownership.  As a result, we didn’t get to spend as much time in the Coloma pad as we had in the past, but with Shelly, Bob, and the additions of Meagan and Nick, the house remained full.  Mom and Dad became social creatures of the lake and staples at the yacht club.  They formed lasting friendships with neighbors Scott and Janet and Doug and Norma.  The faithful 4 Winns went down the road, replaced by a Harris Kayot deck boat, named “Sommer Ours.”  When we DID make it up there, jet skiing was still a thing for a while, along with hanging out in the swimming hole, using the paddle boat, and one EPIC tube/squirt gun battle with the kids.

 

Winter was once again a “thing” at our second home starting in 2007 when Michelle and I bought snowmobiles.  We got to explore southwest MI via sled, with the best stop being the late Keeler Keg.  We got Dad out a couple times, but he had a bad juju with the sleds, and they always seemed to break with him riding.  Our extra sled “Polly” did not seem to care for him, and we had to leave her on the side of the trail once when the suspension broke, and another time it wouldn’t fire on all three cylinders.  We tried to rectify that one by putting him on BZ’s Apex…only to have that sled lose a bearing a mile from the trailhead.  He gave up snowmobiling at that point.  The one time my boating crew went snowmobiling in Coloma, both the Friendly Tavern and T’s Tap somehow ran out of Grey Goose, Dennis launched Brian into (and through) the wall, and I VERY fortunately woke up in time to direct BZ to the bathroom.  Probably a good thing this only happened once.

 

These past couple years, we’ve been getting up to Coloma a bit more.  The house is remodeled, the Harris has been replaced by a pontoon boat, the jet skis are all gone, so we’ve concentrated on other activities.  Biking around the lake has been replaced by some more adventurous road rides, and more recently by mountain biking at Yankee Springs, Fort Custer, and the SUPER close trail at Andrews University.  Kayaks and the standup paddleboard have replaced the jet skis, and resulted in some pretty cool experiences including being out on the lake at night in the middle of thousands of migratory birds and paddling the Paw Paw River.  Boat rides have become cocktailing events as opposed to watersport events.  In short, we seem to have slowed down a bit, but still, we’ve enjoyed every second…in our second home.

 

 

It’s really hard to write a conclusion to this compendium.  There are so many emotions at play, so many memories, so many good times.  The biggest issue is trying to wrap my head around just how big a role these places played in actually shaping me as a person.  In many ways, they taught me to love the outdoors, boats, wildlife, and the trappings of two great states.  More importantly, they served their intended purpose of bringing us all together as a family.  We all grew up together in these places, we all grew closer in these places.  I’ve gone from the kid who couldn’t wait to get out of bed and go fishing to the guy who can’t wait to have a cocktail or two with my parents on the deck, and it has been one hell of a fun journey to this point.

 

So, to Mom, Dad, Michelle, Shelly, Bob, Meagan and Nick, I want to say thank you.  I’m so lucky to have such an incredible family.  I love you all.  Thank you for all these years.  Cent’Anni.

Tuesday, June 22, 2021

Hundo FUNDO? A Crisis of Confidence and Mountain Bikes

 

Hundo Fundo?   A Crisis of Confidence and Mountain Bikes.

 

So it began with a “suggestion” by my wife…”Hey…you should do this race.”  Admittedly, I wasn’t in the mindset for racing anything this year, but the fact that it was at what is arguably my favorite trail system (Buffalo Creek in Bailey, CO), and only 40 minutes from our new condo swayed the deal considerably.  When the email showed up saying that registration was opening…I just went ahead and signed my name on the line.  That was back in March, the race date was June 19th…I figured I’d have plenty of time to attempt to whip myself into some semblance of fitness in the interim.  As with other races I’ve done in locales different from my flat-ass Midwestern home, training for a race at altitude with a lot of elevation change proved to be difficult…and for some reason, my motivation just wasn’t there like it was prior to big stage races like Breck Epic.  As I toed the line on that Saturday morning, all I was thinking was…”OK…the longest ride I’ve done this year has been 40-some miles and about 4 hours.  This is almost 65 miles and 7600 feet of climbing.  That math does not work.”  Confidence levels were extremely low with regard to finishing potential.

 

FORTUNATELY…I had an ace in the hole.  Our new friends Tom and Ginger from Evergreen had introduced me to their friend Scott and his wife Christine at packet pickup the previous Sunday.  The other three were doing the Hundito 50k race, but Scott was doing the big one, and he was basically just looking to have a nice, fun ride and make it to the finish…kinda like me.  Being a CO resident and avid rider, Scott was and is a WAY more fit person than me, and I was reticent to accept his offer to ride together for fear of slowing him down and harshing his overall Hundo experience.  He laughed off my concerns, and said “WE are doing this…and it will be great.”  OK.  Confidence levels slightly improved.

 

After a week of extremely hot temperatures (Michelle and I rode at Buffalo Creek the prior Tuesday in 100 degrees), it was refreshing to be standing at the start line with temps in the upper 50s, going to up to a high of 78…basically perfect weather for a ride…a really long ride.  Scott was all smiles, I was all nerves, and I was pretty concerned about the opening couple miles, which were on two-track, road, and some fire road.  This kind of riding always gets in my head, as the exhilaration of a speeding downhill is so rapidly and painfully replaced by a slow grind in your lowest gear…with the top clearly in sight at all times.  I had to deal with about 9 miles of this, and was completely unsure of how to pace myself and make sure to ride within my abilities to make up the entire distance.  Confidence…wavering at best.

 

At the crack of the gun, we started rolling.  There was to be a two mile neutral rollout, which I have experienced with mixed results in other events.  At times, “neutral” means everyone is chatting and slow rolling…and at other times…it has meant head on the bars, ass on the rivet charging just to stay with the group.  Unfortunately for me and my wavering confidence, this one was the latter.  It was a dusty two track, and Scott disappeared quickly into the cloud.  I followed him past a couple riders, but quickly decided this pace was NOT for me, and I just let him go.  When we hit the first climb, I knew it would be painful, but the added mental weight of how easily Scott rode away from me, combined with watching helplessly (and breathlessly) as rider after rider passed me by was not an easy thing to deal with.  Legs and lungs were burning, and I seriously considered just turning around and rolling back to the truck after about 3 or 4 miles.  Clearly I was in over my head.  Confidence was at zero.

 

About 6 miles of misery in, at the top of a hill…stood Scott.  I was amazed, and more than a little happy to see him, but again, I told him he needed to go on without me, as I had SERIOUS doubts that I would be finishing all 64.8 miles.  He laughed it off and said, “let’s go.”  Another three miles of less-than-fun trail…and we FINALLY hit some beautiful, wonderful SINGLETRACK.  Buff Creek is classic cross country riding.  Roots, rocks, ups, downs, tight turns, awesome berms, drops…it really has everything I love about mountain biking.  I perked up as soon as we hit it, and flew through the first couple miles, picking off riders that weren’t as adept at handling offroad terrain.  Scott was right behind me cheering me on and having fun…and my confidence level edged ever-so-slightly upwards.  THIS…was what I signed up for.

 

We rolled through the first aid station without stopping, I had plenty of water and had just started feeling good, Scott was same.  The Baldy climb was just over 1000 feet…Scott said “This one will take about 20 minutes or so.”  I’m thinking…the LONGEST sustained climb on my “home” trail is MAYBE 2 minutes, lol.  But climb we did, and rolling over the top was another confidence booster, followed by an aid station where I took a couple handfuls of peanut MnMs and ½ of a banana, plus pocketed a gel for later…then onward we rolled.  I was actually ALMOST enjoying myself at this point, but knew I still had a LONG way to go, so my confidence still was not there when it came to finishing.  Onward we rolled.

 

Aid 3 was at the bottom of a super-fun downhill, and while grabbing some more fuel, we were told that the next aid station was a mere 5 miles away.  The only issue was…it was 5 miles…UP.  The Nice Kitty trail was decidedly NOT nice…especially on the steep ramps on the lower part.  Again, we were fortunate with the weather, because the lack of shade towards the top would have been brain-frying.  I found my climbing legs on this one, and was using a bigger gear per my singlespeed roots…I was feeling pretty good at the top when we hit the aid station, which we rolled through pretty quickly.  Only, it WAS NOT THE TOP.  I knew this from looking at the course profile…starting at the bottom of Nice Kitty, it was basically a 12 mile constant incline, and the Colorado Trail followed by Little Scraggy was a recipe for disaster for me.  Any positivity I had experienced at the last aid was dumped in the dirt about ½ way up Little Scraggy…confidence evaporated…and, finally, after about 40 miles…I had to stop.  Scott still stayed with me despite me pleading for him to just take off.  I told him I really didn’t think there was a chance for me to finish at this point.  In spite of my dire condition, I knew that I had to keep going…no Medivac helicopter was going to pick me up and whisk me away to someplace with rum.  I got back on the bike, and topped out Little Scraggy at about 8500 feet and mile 42…and my confidence was all but gone.  Energy level was severely compromised, the needle was bouncing off “E.”  Still, there was over 20 miles to go…but it started with a DOWNHILL.

 

After 12 miles of climbing, we were treated to 8 MILES of downhill.  Talk about putting a smile on the face and a cramp in the calves…again, the longest “sustained” downhill for me locally is just about 1 minute, lol.  I struggled a bit when I washed out my front wheel on a turn and on my recovery, something in my right shoulder popped and suddenly I couldn’t pull up on the bars.  It gradually felt better as we descended, but for a couple miles, I was hurting.  The Shinglemill trail finished off the descent, and OMG it was impossible not to smile.  We were flying, and actually really having fun at that point.  At the bottom, we were greeted by some volunteers telling us the next aid station was only ½ mile away…uphill.  I knew that there couldn’t be many miles left, so…amazingly…I started thinking there was the TINIEST possibility I might pull this off.  More MnMs, more bananas, more water, more electrolytes…anything to fuel myself to the finish.

 

Scott said…all we have to do is get up Baldy again (that previous “20 minute climb”).  Oh boy…only now there were 53 miles on my legs…so 20 minutes was PROBABLY not gonna happen.  We started up a long fireroad incline, then hit the singletrack and went UP.  Then, maybe 15 or so minutes in…disaster struck.  Cramping in my right hamstring.  It came on quickly, and I quickly shut down so as not to pull a muscle.  I had to stop and walk to loosen things up.  Scott read the writing on the wall and left me to my misery, to his great credit.  The remainder of the climb was…well…let’s just say I’d rather not talk about it.  By the time we hit more fire road at the top and climbed some more to the final aid station at Mile 60…I was STILL not confident that I’d be able to finish.  This was certainly proving to be one of the tougher days I’ve had on a bike.

 

I inquired at the aid station about the status of the remaining course…with all hope in my voice…I said “It’s all downhill from here, right?  RIGHT?!?!?!!?”  The course volunteer said…”I wish I could tell you yes, but I can’t to that.”  Sigh.  We ended how the race started…on a dirt road with screamingly fast downhills and agonizingly slow and crampy uphills.  Scott would ride ahead, and wait for me as I struggled to maintain forward momentum, weaving crazily all over the road.  At this point, finishing was inevitable, but just how painful it would be was to be determined.  I kept drinking and taking in electrolytes in the hopes that my leg would not totally lock up…and luckily it did not.  We took the final turn to the finish line, Michelle and Christine and Ginger were waiting to cheer us in, and I happily dismounted after 7 hours 22 minutes and 50 seconds of struggle and…fun?  Yeah…I’m pretty sure I had fun.  I’m still in disbelief that I managed to finish, lol.

 

Post ride was wonderful, as we had free beers, free burritos, and then a tailgate party with our new CO friends.  Next year, I think I’ll skip the riding part and go right to the party part.

 

So many thanks are owed to Tom and Ginger, Scott and Christine, and my loving and supportive wife Michelle.  Another stupid ride in the books…I SWEAR I’m done doing this to myself!  I’m retired!

 

Before the race, I told Scott “I usually finish right in the mid-pack on these things.”  Final results:  92nd place out of 179 finishers.  7 hours 22 minutes 51 seconds.